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My favorite new hobby is putting on an orange apron and giving people horrible and incorrect construction advice at Home Depot.
I bought a really expensive laxative from the pharmacy. It gave me a good run for my money.
Oh,you liked the book better than the movie? You know what I liked about the movie, No reading!
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
Why do you have a skeleton? Because you're bone with it.
Due to supply chain issues I have no more fucks to give.
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
When I found out I was holding the taser the wrong way around, I was stunned.
I really hate vacuum cleaning. In fact, it sucks.
"How do you spot a secret agent? Give him measles."