The Funniest Jokes on the Internet.

Where logic takes a vacation and absurdity reigns supreme.


"Normality is a paved road: It's comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it."

- Vincent van Gogh

Funniest Jokes on the Internet.



Get Your Giggle on the Weird Side.


"Normal = neutral expression concealing existential despair and brain-crushing boredom."

-SecUnit, Network Effect


The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.


What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.


What does a robot do after sex?

He nuts and bolts.


My jokes are like semen.

Sometimes they land and stick.

Other times they are hard to swallow.



Embark on a journey where the normal is abnormal.


Today's weird fact:
a snowman's kids are called chill-dren.


Doctor: What seems to be the problem?

Cat: Meow.

Doctor: Ok but where?


My sexual preference is.....often.


Do nudists solve problems?

No they "nut" things out, get to the " bottom" of it and "figure" it out.


Just finished a course on positive thinking.

It was rubbish.



Weirdly Funny, Funnily Weird.


What did the egg say to the boiling water?

Sorry it's gonna take me some time to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.


I JUST ORDERED A LIFE ALERT BRACELET SO IF I EVER GET A LIFE I WILL BE NOTIFIED IMMEDIATELY.


I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”

I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.


Rearrange these letters to form words.

1. PNEIS
2. BUTTSXE

Did you get Spine and Subtext?

Me neither.


Watching Porn.
I hope they stay together.



Where Normal Jokes Don't Apply!


So after winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd, like they do on T.V.

Apparently, it's unacceptable in bowling.


I told my wife, “Did you know Old MacDonald’s farm has been taken over by ChatGPT?”

Her: AI?

Me: AI.

Her: Oh.


Just looked up an old girlfriend from school.
Being a gynaecologist is a bit weird.


Me: this is romantic isn’t it? Just the two of us.
Cellmate: I mean I guess.


I asked him to show me...
"What those fingers do?"

He's currently making shadow puppets while I hold the flashlight....



Get Weird, Get Hilarious, Get Your Laughs Here!


I've developed a rash on my upper leg , and everytime I scratch it, I hear music.

Doctor says it's spotty thigh.


We were taught to fear the witches instead of the ones who burned them, and I think that's the problem.


You know you are meant for each other when you're both taking the same meds.


Disappointment is when you run into a wall with an erection,and break your nose!


If you ever see me talking to myself, mind ya business...

I'm having a staff meeting.



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