Where logic takes a vacation and absurdity reigns supreme.
"Normality is a paved road: It's comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it."
- Vincent van Gogh
Prepare to have your sense of normalcy shattered.
The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What does a robot do after sex?
He nuts and bolts.
My jokes are like semen.
Sometimes they land and stick.
Other times they are hard to swallow.
Today's weird fact:
a snowman's kids are called chill-dren.
Embark on a journey where the normal is abnormal.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Doctor: Ok but where?
My sexual preference is.....often.
Do nudists solve problems?
No they "nut" things out, get to the " bottom" of it and "figure" it out.
Just finished a course on positive thinking.
It was rubbish.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
Sorry it's gonna take me some time to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
These jokes are like secret treasures, shared by internet wizards who have mastered the art of comedy.
I JUST ORDERED A LIFE ALERT BRACELET SO IF I EVER GET A LIFE I WILL BE NOTIFIED IMMEDIATELY.
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”
I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.
Rearrange these letters to form words.
Did you get Spine and Subtext?
I hope they stay together.
So after winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd, like they do on T.V.
Apparently, it's unacceptable in bowling.
Just beware, you might end up laughing so hard that your neighbors think you've lost your marbles.
I told my wife, “Did you know Old MacDonald’s farm has been taken over by ChatGPT?”
Just looked up an old girlfriend from school.
Being a gynaecologist is a bit weird.
Me: this is romantic isn’t it? Just the two of us.
Cellmate: I mean I guess.
I asked him to show me...
"What those fingers do?"
He's currently making shadow puppets while I hold the flashlight....
I've developed a rash on my upper leg , and everytime I scratch it, I hear music.
Doctor says it's spotty thigh.
Get Weird, Get Hilarious, Get Your Laughs Here!
We were taught to fear the witches instead of the ones who burned them, and I think that's the problem.
You know you are meant for each other when you're both taking the same meds.
Disappointment is when you run into a wall with an erection,and break your nose!
If you ever see me talking to myself, mind ya business...
I'm having a staff meeting.
I was on a train and this hot Thai chick sits next to me. I kept thinking to myself,
"Please don't get a boner, please!"
But she did!