Oddball Jokes: Where logic takes a vacation and absurdity reigns supreme.
"Normality is a paved road: It's comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it."
- Vincent van Gogh
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2024-07-26.
Bizarre Jokes: Get Your Giggle on the Weird Side.
Embark on a oddball journey where the normal is abnormal.
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Where Normal Jokes Don't Apply!
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People with “Trust No one” tattoos are liars.
They have already trusted the tattoo artist.
I have a problem with my genitals.
One of my balls hangs lower than the other two.
Porn sites are the only places where it’s acceptable to separate people by their age, sexuality, race and country.
We eat chickens before they are born and after they are dead.
Porn is just videos of people at their work.
To the woman who keeps pounding on my door at night:
I'm not letting you out.
Did you know that too much sex can cause memory loss?
I read that in a medical journal on page 64, at 2:34pm on Friday 15th of August, 2021.
If you see a road sign that says "Survey Crew Ahead" they are not actually interested in your opinion.
I know that now.
"Normal = neutral expression concealing existential despair and brain-crushing boredom."
-SecUnit, Network Effect
The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What does a robot do after sex?
He nuts and bolts.
My jokes are like semen.
Sometimes they land and stick.
Other times they are hard to swallow.
Today's weird fact:
a snowman's kids are called chill-dren.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Cat: Meow.
Doctor: Ok but where?
My sexual preference is.....often.
Do nudists solve problems?
No they "nut" things out, get to the " bottom" of it and "figure" it out.
Just finished a course on positive thinking.
It was rubbish.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
Sorry it's gonna take me some time to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
I JUST ORDERED A LIFE ALERT BRACELET SO IF I EVER GET A LIFE I WILL BE NOTIFIED IMMEDIATELY.
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”
I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.
Rearrange these letters to form words.
1. PNEIS
2. BUTTSXE
Did you get Spine and Subtext?
Me neither.
Watching Porn.
I hope they stay together.
So after winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd, like they do on T.V.
Apparently, it's unacceptable in bowling.
I told my wife, “Did you know Old MacDonald’s farm has been taken over by ChatGPT?”
Her: AI?
Me: AI.
Her: Oh.