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If Stevie Nicks married Stevie Wonder, they’d both be…. Stevie Wonder.
I’m at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
I found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in moms bedroom! I can't believe shes a superhero!
New year, new you. Join the Witness Protection Program.
Remember to poop before midnight on New Year's Eve. You don't want to be carrying the same shit into the New year.
I'm starting a new dating service in Prague. It's called Czech-Mate.
Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc. Just know, I don't give eeffoc until I've had my coffee.
People who ask me, “GUESS WHAT?!” are grossly overestimating my level of interest in anything they have to say.
I hate it when a Cranberries song gets stuck in your head, in your heaad, in yooouuur heeeeaaadd.....
First rule of mechanics:Never force anything.Second rule of mechanics:Sometimes you gotta force things.
My wife just called me pretentious.I was so surprised my monocle fell out.