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ME: I always sleep naked. Flight attendant: NO !!!
I prefer sex with the lights on. It just makes it easier to see in the neighbors window.
I don’t know if my ceiling is the best ceiling. But it’s up there.
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
Arms for your chairs are just chairs for your arms.
I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk but I never got the chants.
When I get in to work I immediately hide. Good employees are hard to find.
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
"A guy at work claims he didnt steal the battery out of my calculator, but something just doesnt add up..."
I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.
I'm not sure whether or not to quit my job as a hot air balloon instructor. It's all a bit up in the air at the moment.
