Best fish and fishing jokes !

What was the name of Tom Sawyer’s fish?
Huckleberry Fin!

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?
Because they have electric eels !

My fanatic fly-fishing cousin broke his arm three years ago and still, fearing loss of his favourite pastime, refuses to have his cast removed!

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!

Why did the husband go fishing on Valentines Day?
To catch his wife a bouquet of flounders!

What is the fastest fish in the water?
A motopike.

Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The bobber shop.

Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales!

Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker!

What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
A big-mouthed bass!

Why are fish so smart ?
Because they swim in schools !