Best fish and fishing jokes !

Bill and his father are out fishing and drinking beer.
All of a sudden Bill says, "Dad, I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over six months."
His father, silent for a moment, slowly takes a sip of his beer and says, "Son, you better think it over; women like that are hard to find."

Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon!

There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on shore like an idiot.

I just found a great sale on fishing equipment. I'd say it was the reel deal.

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!

Why did the husband go fishing on Valentines Day?
To catch his wife a bouquet of flounders!

What is the fastest fish in the water?
A motopike.

Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The bobber shop.

Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales!

Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker!

What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
A big-mouthed bass!

Why are fish so smart ?
Because they swim in schools !