Random fish joke:
I accidentally swallowed a load of maggots while out fishing.......
Now I'm in hospital waiting with baited breath.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-10-21.
Selected fish jokes:
Went fly fishing today I caught two bluebottles and a wasp.
Fishermen seldom make good standup comedians but sometimes they’ll come up with some nice one liners.
What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
A big-mouthed bass!
Why did the fisherman
go to his doctor for more viagra?
Because he was
hard of herring.
More fish and fishing jokes...
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
Why did the husband go fishing on Valentines Day?
To catch his wife a bouquet of flounders!
What is the fastest fish in the water?
A motopike.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The bobber shop.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales!
Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
A big-mouthed bass!
Why are fish so smart ?
Because they swim in schools !