Random fish joke:
Just watched a film about fly fishing.
The cast was amazing.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-12-20.
Selected fish jokes:
After having no luck ice fishing, my wife suggests that maybe I should stop dropping those one liners.
What is the richest fish in the world?
A goldfish.
Game warden: Didn’t you see the no-fishing sign, son?
Boy: I’m not fishing, sir. I’m teaching these worms how to swim!
What is the fastest fish in the water?
A motopike.
More fish and fishing jokes...
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
Why did the husband go fishing on Valentines Day?
To catch his wife a bouquet of flounders!
What is the fastest fish in the water?
A motopike.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The bobber shop.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales!
Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
A big-mouthed bass!
Why are fish so smart ?
Because they swim in schools !