Random fish joke:
Teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime. Give a man a fish and he says. "What the fuck are you handing me a dead fish for?"
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-09-05.
Selected fish jokes:
Be careful when offering to help a fisherman.
You could be opening a can of worms.
Why did the lady married the angler?
Because she wanted a reel man.
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live?
Finland.
Two fish in a tank, one fish says to the other " You drive it, I'll fire the big gun"
More fish and fishing jokes...
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
Why did the husband go fishing on Valentines Day?
To catch his wife a bouquet of flounders!
What is the fastest fish in the water?
A motopike.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The bobber shop.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales!
Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
A big-mouthed bass!
Why are fish so smart ?
Because they swim in schools !