Random fish joke:
Whoever came up with ice fishing must have had the worst marriage on the planet.
- Jeff Cesario
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-09-16.
Selected fish jokes:
How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.
Why do fish swim in schools?
Because they can’t walk!
What was the name of Tom Sawyer’s fish?
Huckleberry Fin!
Teach a man to fish, but don't teach him to flounder.
More fish and fishing jokes...
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
Why did the husband go fishing on Valentines Day?
To catch his wife a bouquet of flounders!
What is the fastest fish in the water?
A motopike.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The bobber shop.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales!
Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
A big-mouthed bass!
Why are fish so smart ?
Because they swim in schools !