Hilarious jokes about TV that will make your day !

Whenever I lose my TV controller, I always find it at a remote location.

Nothing is made in America anymore. My new TV has a sticker that says “Built In Antenna.” I don’t even know where that is.

I bought the president of Brazil an Apple TV for the holiday.
And all he got me was an Amazon fire.

If the TV show "Cops" taught me anything, it's to stay away from people with blurry faces.
They always seem to attract trouble.

I started watching a new show about terrible DIY advice.
I'm now glued to the television.

I’m not saying my son is ugly…But on Halloween he went to tell the neighbors to turn down their TV and they gave him some candy.

A bloke is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and
suddenly yells "Don't enter that church, you daft cunt , its a trap!!''

His wife asks him ''What are you watching ?''
Husband replies
"Our wedding video"

Q: What is a duck's favourite tv show?
A: A duck-u-mentary.

A priest booking into a hotel says " I hope that the porn channel on TV is disabled " " No, it`s normal porn you sick bastard ! "

I saw an advert on tv for coconut shampoo !
Who on earth would want to wash a coconut? 🤔

I bought the president of Brazil an Apple TV for the holiday.
And all he got me was an Amazon fire.

Whenever I lose my TV controller, I always find it at a remote location.

I once told a joke about a tv aerial but it didn’t get a very good reception 📺

Just heard on the TV that humans eat more bananas than monkeys..
Not surprised really, can't remember the last time I ate a monkey. 🙊🙉🙈

Work vs Jail
In prison they spend the majority of their time in a 8’ x 10’cell.
At work, I spend most of my time in a 6’ x 6’ cube.
In prison they get three meals a day.
At work I only get a break for one meal and I have to pay for that one.
In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work I get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
At work I must wear an ID badge at all times.
In prison they provide you with clothing with the ID conveniently sewn onto the clothes.
At work there is a dress standard but I must buy my own clothes.
In prison there is a dress standard, but they supply the clothes.
At work I must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors myself.
In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for me.
In prison they can watch TV and play games.
At work I can get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison they will pay my way through school to learn a new career and give me time to do it.
At work they will pay for my education but I must do it on my own time.
In prison they have exercise rooms that they allow you to use almost whenever you want.
At work we have an exercise room that you can use but it must be on your time.
In prison I can fall asleep on the job and no serious consequences comes from my actions.
At work if I fall asleep on the job I get put on the next RIF list.
In prison they ball and chain you when you go somewhere.
At work you are just ball and chained.
In prison you have full medical coverage with no deductibles.
At work, you get partial coverage and pay all the deductibles.
In prison all expenses are paid by the tax payer, with no work on their part.
At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then deduct the taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.