Diving headfirst into a world of hidden truths and mind-bending theories.
- Mom, what's a conspiracy theorist?
- Someone making fairly obvious observations that the government doesn't like.
"Conspiracy theories are the ultimate workout for your skepticism muscles. Flex them and watch the truth unravel!"
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

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If all the countries in the world are in debt...
Where did all the money go?
LIFE HACKS/2023 Edition
1. If Bill Gates is involved, avoid it.
2. If Biden says it's true, it's false.
3. If the CDC, FDA say it's safe, it's dangerous.
4. If congress makes a law to help you, it will eventually hurt you.
5. If the media agrees, it's a lie.
If you haven't found the rabbit hole by now, you're not looking for it.
"Read the books they want to ban."
Government: We injected you with poison.
Sheeple: Can I get my 5th booster now?!
If it's illegal to financially support a "criminal terrorist group" why am I still paying taxes?
Just asking for a friend.
I need new conspiracy theories. All my old ones came true!
Like income taxes, passports were a "temporary" war measure.
Remember, if it's connected to the internet it can be used to spy on you.
Every politician with ties to the World Economic Forum should be arrested on suspicion of high treason.
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I am trying to follow The Science but it keeps leading me back to The Money.
Climate change is a scam to tax everything you do and keep you poor forever.
The social credit score will be their next step in attempting to enslave us.
DON'T leave more money in the bank than you can afford to lose. FINAL WARNING...
I prefer "critical thinker" over conspiracy theorist.
A successful depopulation agenda would require high excess death rates, lower birth rates and for the vast majority to vilify those that question it.
"Secrecy is the keystone to all tyranny. Not force, but secrecy and censorship.''
~ Robert A. Heinlein
I don't take health advice from people who think the world is overpopulated.
Senators should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsers.
In reality, Hollywood is about control and psychological warfare, not entertainment.
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Do you know where the term "mortgage" originally comes from? It originates from Latin, meaning "death pledge".
If you don't read the news... you'll be uniformed. However if you read the news.... you'll be misinformed.
Government is the entertainment division of the military-industrial complex
"A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier."
~ H.L. Mencken
1984 was not supposed to be an instruction manual.
I am already against funding the next war.
No matter what product it is, "100% Natural" does NOT also mean GMO-free.
We are the unorganized truth, fighting an organized lie.
Your mind is your greatest weapon, your thoughts are the highest form of resistance.
If you diet, invest, and think according to what the "news" advocates, you'll end up nutritionally, financially, and morally bankrupt.
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The government hates us all. Especially people that speak the truth.
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
The main ingredient in hand sanitizer is paranoia.
No matter who you vote for, the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor and the bombs never stop.
Ways to disassociate from the system:
1. Avoid fast food restaurants and chain restaurants.
2. Learn to cook. Make meals from scratch.
3. Shop at local farmer's markets. Or grow your own.
4. Use natural remedies instead of pharmaceuticals
5. Homeschool
6. Install Linux
The government is a huge Mafia that launders your tax money right back to themselves through foreign aid and endless wars.
There’s no fair elections anywhere in the world now. It’s all a scam.
Everyone knows that curing cancer isn't as profitable as treating it.
They don't want to ban guns. They want a monopoly on them.
Over-medicated and under-educated is exactly how they want us.
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Remember, it's illegal to expose the illegal things the government does.
"Americans live in a world of pseudo-facts, which is created for them by their own media."
~ Professor Daniel Boorstin (Librarian of Congress, 1975-1987)
The system isn’t broken.
The system is working exactly as it’s supposed too.
The rich get richer and you stay a slave.
9-to-5 is a prison.
And the illusions of security are the walls holding you in.
The only thing worse than not thinking, is thinking like everyone else.
There's far more money to be made in treating a disease than curing it.
In the game of divide and conquer they keep us busy fighting each other instead of fighting them.
"Only the small secrets need to be protected. The big ones are kept secret by public incredulity."
~ Marshall McCluhan
The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
Roses are red.
Bacon is savory.
The U.S. Tax code is legalized slavery.
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Conspiracy joke:
My tinfoil hat has been more effective than your Covid mask.
I'm not particularly fond of people who fly in private jets to a meeting where they discuss how to take away my car and feed me bugs...
Reverse racism is racism.
Asking government to fix government is like asking cancer to cure cancer.
Censorship is the tool of those who have the need to hide actualities from themselves and from others.
I trust the government to lie about everything.
Don't take ecological advice from someone who travels by private jet.
Those who seek the truth about the world will realize that its reins are held by an unelected elite, one that is hidden from the public eye.
They create your problems. They observe your reactions. Then they offer you their solutions.
The government no longer needs the police to enforce tyrannical rules because brainwashed people have assumed that role themselves.
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When the CIA kills a member of Al-Qaeda, do agents get the day off to mourn the loss of a coworker?
We now live in a nation where doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, governments destroy freedom, the press destroys information, religion destroys morals, and our banks destroy the economy.
The news is trauma based mind control.
The Pharmaceutical industry DOES NOT create cures, they create customers.
Government is a disease masquerading as its own cure.
Most Hollywood films have 2 different plots: a dumbed-down one for the public and a hidden one, using occult symbolism, for the 'enlightened'.
"The politicians are put there to give you the idea you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything." ~ George Carlin
Inflation is a "hidden tax" that continually robs us all of our wealth.
"Propaganda is the executive arm of the invisible government."
~ Edward Bernays
Remember...if all the headlines are identical, it's not news, it's advertising.
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Modern slaves are not in chains,
They are in debt.
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
We pay tax on items we purchase with money we earn that has already been taxed.
Happy slaves are the biggest enemy of freedom.
Sports are a distraction to keep the masses entertained while the 1% runs the show.
What if I told you all presidents are only frontmen to distract you from the people who really run the country?
Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Stop following the crowd...
They are lost.
The main ingredient in hand sanitizer is paranoia.
"The easiest way to keep a secret is to pretend there isn't one."
- Margaret Atwood