Best fish and fishing jokes !

What is the richest fish in the world?
A goldfish.

Looking for a married women, mad at her husband, who is willing to sell his fishing gear for cheap.

I'm just saying if you are fishing with a dotted line, you'll catch every other fish.

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish !

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!

Why did the husband go fishing on Valentines Day?
To catch his wife a bouquet of flounders!

What is the fastest fish in the water?
A motopike.

Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The bobber shop.

Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales!

Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker!

What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
A big-mouthed bass!

Why are fish so smart ?
Because they swim in schools !