Random fish joke:
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2024-09-15.
Selected fish jokes:
Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
Maybe I'd have better luck if I renewed my fishing license on-line.
What do you call a fish without the eye?
fsh.
Why do fishermen always argue? Because you can't catch de fish, without de bait.
More fish and fishing jokes...
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
Why did the husband go fishing on Valentines Day?
To catch his wife a bouquet of flounders!
What is the fastest fish in the water?
A motopike.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The bobber shop.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales!
Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
A big-mouthed bass!
Why are fish so smart ?
Because they swim in schools !