Random fish joke:
What’s a fish’s favorite musical instrument?
A bass drum.
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2024-12-03.
Selected fish jokes:
My fanatic fly-fishing cousin broke his arm three years ago and still, fearing loss of his favourite pastime, refuses to have his cast removed!
How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop him a line.
Two fish in a tank, one fish says to the other " You drive it, I'll fire the big gun"
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
More fish and fishing jokes...
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
Why did the husband go fishing on Valentines Day?
To catch his wife a bouquet of flounders!
What is the fastest fish in the water?
A motopike.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The bobber shop.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales!
Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
A big-mouthed bass!
Why are fish so smart ?
Because they swim in schools !