Random fish joke:
What do naked fish play with?
Bare-a-cudas.
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2025-06-02.
Selected fish jokes:
What’s a sea serpent’s favorite meal?
Fish and ships!
I got a bite the first time I went fishing. I panicked and phoned the Fisherman's Advice Bureau to see what I should do...
"Please hold the line" they said!
The best way to communicate with a fish, is to drop them a line.
What do fish use for money?
Sand dollars!
More fish and fishing jokes...
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
Why did the husband go fishing on Valentines Day?
To catch his wife a bouquet of flounders!
What is the fastest fish in the water?
A motopike.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The bobber shop.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales!
Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
A big-mouthed bass!
Why are fish so smart ?
Because they swim in schools !