Random fish joke:
What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-05-24.
Selected fish jokes:
I got a bite the first time I went fishing. I panicked and phoned the Fisherman's Advice Bureau to see what I should do...
"Please hold the line" they said!
What is the richest fish in the world?
A goldfish.
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Net profits !
How do you know fish are anxious to get caught?
They’re waiting with baited breath.
More fish and fishing jokes...
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
Why did the husband go fishing on Valentines Day?
To catch his wife a bouquet of flounders!
What is the fastest fish in the water?
A motopike.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The bobber shop.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales!
Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
A big-mouthed bass!
Why are fish so smart ?
Because they swim in schools !