Random fish joke:
What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?
He called the piano tuna!
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-03-23.
Selected fish jokes:
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?
A beer-a-cuda.
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank.
What do you call a fish without the eye?
fsh.
Any recommendations for music I can listen to while I'm fishing?
Something catchy.
More fish and fishing jokes...
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
Why did the husband go fishing on Valentines Day?
To catch his wife a bouquet of flounders!
What is the fastest fish in the water?
A motopike.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The bobber shop.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales!
Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
A big-mouthed bass!
Why are fish so smart ?
Because they swim in schools !