Random fish joke:
Fishing License is so fucking stupid, you can't even drive a fish.
Weird never felt so funny.
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2025-07-13.
Selected fish jokes:
Be careful when offering to help a fisherman.
You could be opening a can of worms.
What was the Tsar of Russia’s favorite fish?
Tsardines.
What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
Fishermen seldom make good standup comedians but sometimes they’ll come up with some nice one liners.
More fish and fishing jokes...
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
Why did the husband go fishing on Valentines Day?
To catch his wife a bouquet of flounders!
What is the fastest fish in the water?
A motopike.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The bobber shop.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales!
Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
A big-mouthed bass!
Why are fish so smart ?
Because they swim in schools !