Best fish and fishing jokes !

Just watched a film about fly fishing.
The cast was amazing.

An old lady saw a little boy with a fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar of tadpoles in his hand walking through the park one Sunday. “Little boy,” she called, “don’t you know you shouldn’t go fishing on a Sunday?” “I m not going fishing, ma’am,” he called back, “I’m going home.”

I've just started my new job packing fish at a local factory but it's only casual.
— Ad hoc?
— No, it's mainly kippers

What does the pope eat during lent?
Holy mackerel!

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!

Why did the husband go fishing on Valentines Day?
To catch his wife a bouquet of flounders!

What is the fastest fish in the water?
A motopike.

Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The bobber shop.

Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales!

Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker!

What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
A big-mouthed bass!

Why are fish so smart ?
Because they swim in schools !