Random fish joke:
What’s a sea serpent’s favorite meal?
Fish and ships!
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2025-04-14.
Selected fish jokes:
Two fish in a tank, one fish says to the other " You drive it, I'll fire the big gun"
If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, he will bore you to death with endless fishing stories and photos of himself on Facebook holding fish.
Why do fishermen always argue? Because you can't catch de fish, without de bait.
What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
More fish and fishing jokes...
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
Why did the husband go fishing on Valentines Day?
To catch his wife a bouquet of flounders!
What is the fastest fish in the water?
A motopike.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The bobber shop.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales!
Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
A big-mouthed bass!
Why are fish so smart ?
Because they swim in schools !