Random fish joke:
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish !
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-12-23.
Selected fish jokes:
What’s the difference between an angler and a dunce?
One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.
A monastery is in financial trouble, so it goes into the fish-and-chips business to raise money. One night a customer knocks on its door. A monk answers. The customer asks, “Are you the fish friar?” “No,” he replies. “I’m the chip monk.”
What do you call a fish without the eye?
fsh.
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank.
More fish and fishing jokes...
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
Why did the husband go fishing on Valentines Day?
To catch his wife a bouquet of flounders!
What is the fastest fish in the water?
A motopike.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The bobber shop.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales!
Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
A big-mouthed bass!
Why are fish so smart ?
Because they swim in schools !