Random fish joke:
Two fish in a tank, one fish says to the other " You drive it, I'll fire the big gun"
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-07-24.
Selected fish jokes:
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away?
“You bass-tard!”
Any recommendations for music I can listen to while I'm fishing?
Something catchy.
A son and his father go fishing together for the first time.
Son: How do I catch a fish?
Dad: Easy, just throw this clickbait into the water.
Son: Got it, what’s next?
Dad: What happens next will shock you.
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod., any cod.
More fish and fishing jokes...
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
Why did the husband go fishing on Valentines Day?
To catch his wife a bouquet of flounders!
What is the fastest fish in the water?
A motopike.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The bobber shop.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales!
Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
A big-mouthed bass!
Why are fish so smart ?
Because they swim in schools !