Party Jokes That Will Really Give You A Lift !

Boy: "Do you like parties?"
Girl: "Yes, why?"
Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"

My mate suggested we go to a fancy dress party as a pheasant and a grouse.

Well I’m game if he is !

I lost my watch at a party once.
An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party. I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.

I believe that if life gives you lemons,you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

I knew I was popular after that party when I fell asleep and all the guys drew their faces on my dick.

I threw a party and everyone came

It's been two years and the walls are still sticky.

I don't like partying with sober people.
The next day they remember everything!

I got a bar installed into my roof.

Just so whenever I have guests I can say drinks are on the house.

I threw a party for all the workers who helped build my house.

The door guy showed up late...

but he really knew how to make an entrance.

What do monkeys drink at parties? Chimpagne.

Why did the introverted mushroom decide to go to more parties?
Because everyone told him he was a fungi.

AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE AN INTROVERT PARTY, CUZ AN INTROVERT PARTY...
Don’t start.

Party instructions: Walk in, eat as much as you can, walk out.

What do you call an ice cream that parties too hard?
Out of CONEtrol.

I believe that if life gives you lemons,you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

I don't like partying with sober people, the next day they remember everything!!!

My mate suggested we go to a fancy dress party as a pheasant and a grouse.

Well I’m game if he is !

I was invited to a party.
Suddenly I farted when an angry man shouted: "Why do you fart in presence of my wife?"
I only gazed him for some moments and calmly told him:"Sorry I didn't know it was her turn."

- What do you do for a living?
- I throw surprise parties.
- Oh. That’s not what I expected.
- Yeh. That’s the idea.

I went to a fancy dress pool party once. There was a large cue outside.

Boy: "Do you like parties?"
Girl: "Yes, why?"
Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"

A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk."
Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."

I took my date to the party...
...but after a couple of hours in my pocket is was all sticky and covered in fluff.

I was hosting a dinner party and everyone thought my food was bad.
Exept the smoke detector, that thought it was fire.

I made a miscarriage joke at a party last night but noone laughed.
I probably didn't deliver it correctly.

I tried to lighten the mood at a party with a coronavirus joke.
Nobody laughed at first, but eventually everyone got it.

What do you call a group of sad pitbulls?
A pittie party.

My mother asked me to hand out invitations for my brothers surprise birthday party.
That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.

I brought a date to the 4th of July party...
...really sweetened up the fruit salad.

Everyone loves my "moderately large business agreement" costume at this fancy dress party.
I'm kind of a big deal.

Recently I got invited to a nudist dinner party but I had to skip it.
I had nothing to wear.

After my son’s team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party.
It was the Father, the Son, and the goalie host.

Bill Gates met Arnold Schwarzenegger at a party.
He asked him if he had upgraded to Windows 10 yet. Big Arnie replied:
Ah still love Vista baby...

What is Ravioli's favourite party game?
Pasta parcel.

I went to a spanking party the other night.
I feel like I’ve really hit bottom.

Always invite the math major to the party.
They are a great addition.

What did the bra say to the hat at the end of the undergarment party?
You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

I think it was a mistake to go to that "swingers in the dark" party last night...
...I don't know what came over me.

I lost my watch at a party once.
An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party. I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was going to a fancy dress party dressed as Tchaikovsky
However, when he found out that someone was already dressed as Tchaikovsky, he said "i'll be Bach".

Have you heard of the cannibal who went to a party?
They all gave him the cold shoulder.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party?
He was a fungi.
Why wsn't the toadstool invited?
He was toxic.

I threw my wife a surprise bukake party.
Everyone came. You should have seen her face.

John was at a party, sitting alone. There were a lot of people, but his eyes were fixed on a particular girl. She was absolutely stunning, dancing freely, laughing and chatting with others.

Suddenly, the girl turned her head towards John, and a smile appeared on her lips. As she started to walk towards John, his heart started beating faster.

The girl was now in front of John, and with the sweetest voice ever, she asked, "Do you wanna' dance?"

John was speechless, he couldn't believe his ears. He somehow managed to say, "Y...ya"

"Well then get out of that chair, I need to sit down"

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?
He was looking for a tight seal.