Dare to Uncover the Unspoken.
"I believe that political correctness can be a form of linguistic fascism, and it sends shivers down the spine of my generation who went to war against fascism."
- P.D. James
WARNING: Bucking Conventional Wisdom - Politically Incorrect.
I have a political science joke but it’s not politically correct.
I saw a Pakistani filling up his car at the garage.
He squeezed seven adults and fourteen children in.
The website for orphans doesn't have a home page.
I spotted my dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, so I stopped.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said.
"Why don't you just sod off" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little guy" I thought, so I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
I Wonder If The Mexicans Ever Say “ Let’s Go To The white people Restaurant “
Why do gender equality administrators tend to be female?
It’s cheaper.
Men aren't any more sexist than women. We're just naturally better at it.
It's unacceptable to use chauvinistic names for short women, a little bird told me.
Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?
Because she was a woman.
My job asked me to send in a baby pic to play ‘Guess Who’. I’m the only black person on the team…
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
The Number One reason why men prefer guns
over women - - - - -You can buy a silencer for a gun.
Short people argue alot because they can't see the point.
I killed a female mosquito today. You may imagine how I know it's a female. It was flying close to my pocket.
Dwarf enters the library
"One book on discrimination of dwarves, please." - says the dwarf.
"Third row..." - replies the librarian - "top shelf."
Voicing the Unpopular, because Someone Has To - Politically Incorrect Humor.
It's a little known fact that Stephen Hawking aspired to do stand-up comedy. Alas, he could not.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Q: How do you get rid of a dishwasher?
A: File for a divorce.
My mate who has a stutter, was telling us about his Nana.
By the time he finished, we were all singing Hey Jude.
What does a premature ejaculator and a blind man have in common ?
They never see it coming.
William the epileptic goes to the butchers. He pays with a ten dollar note but then goes into a seizure.
The butcher says "Not another counter fit Bill"
Two Syrian refugees compete to see who can become the most American in three weeks
After three weeks the Syrians meet again at McDonald's the first Syrian makes his case for him being more American by saying: "Every day I have taken my son to softball practise and my daughter to ballet. I just purchased my first car and it's Chevy El Camino. I've recently started listening to Toby Keith and Lynyrd Skynyrd and my favorite football team is the Dallas Cowboys. Beat that!"
The other Syrian simply replies with: "Get out of my country you fucking towelhead"
At a Down Syndrome disco...
...Do you think they have a slow dance?
How do you make your dishwasher a floor cleaner?
Ans: Give her the mop
What do you call a slutty housewife?
A dirty dishwasher.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
What do you call it when a white person robs you?
Capitalism.
What did Lincoln say when he woke up with a hangover?
I freed the WHO!?
Orphans are bad at poker because they've never had a full house.
Why do midgets laugh when they run . The grass tickles there balls.
Politically Incorrect Jokes: Breaking Taboos with Laughter.
Just finished designing a website for an orphanage.
There isn't a home Page.
Why did God invent orgasms for women. So they can still have a fucking moan even when they're enjoying themselves.
I used to know a depressed cross-eyed girl. She never looked forward to anything.
I went to view a house on a Native American reservation:
"I like it" I said, "does it come with running water?"
He said, "Fuck off, get your own wife."
Never trust left-handed people. They're not right.
I don't see why everybody wants the white iPhone, everyone knows the black one runs faster.
Hire the handicapped. They're fun to watch.
I recently gave £100 to children in the third world or as the cynics would no doubt describe it ‘bought a pair of trainers’.
This world is so politically incorrect we can't even say 'black paint.'
We have to say "Tyrone, would you please paint that wall?"
I met a midget today, and didn't know what to say; I'm not good at small-talk.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?……. They can’t find home
Hi, I'm black, and I can't stand it when people assume we're all criminals.
-Sent from your iPhone.
What do you call a white girl that has seizures?
A vanilla shake.
My Korean friend was going to make his wife a secret dinner for Mothers day but someone let the cat out of the bag.
You know why you never have to buy a woman a watch?
Cause there is a clock on the stove!
Beyond the Norm: Jokes for the Fearless.
Know why Africans win most eating contests in the USA?
.
Beginner's luck.
Why were the Indians here first?
They had reservations.
Dave Smith Britain's smallest man, died in a freak accident last week. He fell into a bowl of muesli and got pulled under by a strong currant.
"It's the little things in life that make you laugh"
I never knew what that meant until I saw two midgets fighting.
Thai people are like a box of assorted chocolates, You never know which ones have nuts..
My dwarf girlfriend has been a bit down recently because people keep remarking on her size...
So to cheer her up when she gets home from work, I've got her flowers, chocolates, wine and I'm going to run her a nice hot sink!
- What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
- One's a super hero and the other's a simple instruction.
- Why do Jews have big noses?
- Free air.
At our local zoo, they treated us just like Royalty.
Just the other day during our visit, a monkey escaped and ran off with our ginger son.
I keep making racist jokes about my Dad and his Thai bride. He finds it really annoying...
And so does my dad.
Q: What does a cannibal do after he eats a vegetable?
A: He throws away the wheelchair!
What’s the difference between the US and yogurt?
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
I saw a one legged man at the atm, he was checking his balance.
Fact:
Prison inmates do more to stop pedophilia than our own government.
- What does the KKK and Nike's shoes have in common?
- They both make black people run faster.