Dare to Uncover the Unspoken.
"I believe that political correctness can be a form of linguistic fascism, and it sends shivers down the spine of my generation who went to war against fascism."
- P.D. James
WARNING: Bucking Conventional Wisdom - Politically Incorrect.
When a fly falls into a cup of coffee:
The Italian - throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.
The German - carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it, and makes a new cup of coffee.
The Frenchman - takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.
The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
The Russian - drinks the coffee with the fly, since it comes with no extra charge.
The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.
The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act to the UN as an act of aggression, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives, and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, Frenchman, Chinese, German and Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give his cup of tea to the Palestinian.
Normalize asking leftists if they’re retarded.
Do you know what you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles.
Never ask an Argentinian what his grandpa was doing from 1939-1945! Biggest mistake of my life!
Put 100 women and 10 men on a deserted island.
In 100 years, you will have a thriving community of men, women, boys, and girls.
Now, put 100 trans women and 10 men on a deserted island.
In 100 years you will find the skeletons of 110 men.
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"If Muslims believe Islam is the *solution" and the West is the "problem" why do Muslims keep running away from the "solution" and go to the "problem"?"
My wife asked me, “Are you sometimes surprised at how little people change?”
I said, “Actually the process is the same. They just have tiny clothes.
I have a political science joke but it’s not politically correct.
I saw a Pakistani filling up his car at the garage.
He squeezed seven adults and fourteen children in.
The website for orphans doesn't have a home page.
I spotted my dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, so I stopped.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said.
"Why don't you just sod off" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little guy" I thought, so I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
I Wonder If The Mexicans Ever Say “ Let’s Go To The white people Restaurant “
Why do gender equality administrators tend to be female?
It’s cheaper.
Men aren't any more sexist than women. We're just naturally better at it.
Voicing the Unpopular, because Someone Has To - Politically Incorrect Humor.
It's unacceptable to use chauvinistic names for short women, a little bird told me.
Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?
Because she was a woman.
My job asked me to send in a baby pic to play ‘Guess Who’. I’m the only black person on the team…
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
The Number One reason why men prefer guns
over women - - - - -You can buy a silencer for a gun.
Short people argue alot because they can't see the point.
I killed a female mosquito today. You may imagine how I know it's a female. It was flying close to my pocket.
Dwarf enters the library
"One book on discrimination of dwarves, please." - says the dwarf.
"Third row..." - replies the librarian - "top shelf."
It's a little known fact that Stephen Hawking aspired to do stand-up comedy. Alas, he could not.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Q: How do you get rid of a dishwasher?
A: File for a divorce.
My mate who has a stutter, was telling us about his Nana.
By the time he finished, we were all singing Hey Jude.
What does a premature ejaculator and a blind man have in common ?
They never see it coming.
William the epileptic goes to the butchers. He pays with a ten dollar note but then goes into a seizure.
The butcher says "Not another counter fit Bill"
Two Syrian refugees compete to see who can become the most American in three weeks
After three weeks the Syrians meet again at McDonald's the first Syrian makes his case for him being more American by saying: "Every day I have taken my son to softball practise and my daughter to ballet. I just purchased my first car and it's Chevy El Camino. I've recently started listening to Toby Keith and Lynyrd Skynyrd and my favorite football team is the Dallas Cowboys. Beat that!"
The other Syrian simply replies with: "Get out of my country you fucking towelhead"
Politically Incorrect Jokes: Breaking Taboos with Laughter.
At a Down Syndrome disco...
...Do you think they have a slow dance?
How do you make your dishwasher a floor cleaner?
Ans: Give her the mop
What do you call a slutty housewife?
A dirty dishwasher.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
What do you call it when a white person robs you?
Capitalism.
What did Lincoln say when he woke up with a hangover?
I freed the WHO!?
Orphans are bad at poker because they've never had a full house.
Why do midgets laugh when they run . The grass tickles there balls.
Just finished designing a website for an orphanage.
There isn't a home Page.
Why did God invent orgasms for women. So they can still have a fucking moan even when they're enjoying themselves.
I used to know a depressed cross-eyed girl. She never looked forward to anything.
I went to view a house on a Native American reservation:
"I like it" I said, "does it come with running water?"
He said, "Fuck off, get your own wife."
Never trust left-handed people. They're not right.
I don't see why everybody wants the white iPhone, everyone knows the black one runs faster.
Hire the handicapped. They're fun to watch.
Beyond the Norm: Jokes for the Fearless.
I recently gave £100 to children in the third world or as the cynics would no doubt describe it ‘bought a pair of trainers’.
This world is so politically incorrect we can't even say 'black paint.'
We have to say "Tyrone, would you please paint that wall?"
I met a midget today, and didn't know what to say; I'm not good at small-talk.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?……. They can’t find home
Hi, I'm black, and I can't stand it when people assume we're all criminals.
-Sent from your iPhone.
What do you call a white girl that has seizures?
A vanilla shake.
My Korean friend was going to make his wife a secret dinner for Mothers day but someone let the cat out of the bag.
You know why you never have to buy a woman a watch?
Cause there is a clock on the stove!
Know why Africans win most eating contests in the USA?
.
Beginner's luck.
Why were the Indians here first?
They had reservations.
Dave Smith Britain's smallest man, died in a freak accident last week. He fell into a bowl of muesli and got pulled under by a strong currant.
"It's the little things in life that make you laugh"
I never knew what that meant until I saw two midgets fighting.
Thai people are like a box of assorted chocolates, You never know which ones have nuts..
My dwarf girlfriend has been a bit down recently because people keep remarking on her size...
So to cheer her up when she gets home from work, I've got her flowers, chocolates, wine and I'm going to run her a nice hot sink!
- What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
- One's a super hero and the other's a simple instruction.