Confucius Joke of the Day:
Confucius say, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers.
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Selected Confucius jokes:
Confucius say that the path to Inner peace begins with four words.!
"Not my f*cking problem."
Confucius say, man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose.
Confucius say, man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot.
More Confucius jokes...
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.