Confucius Joke of the Day:
Confucius say, man who eat pussy, do lip service.
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Selected Confucius jokes:
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit.
Confucius say, man who smoke pot, choke on handle.
Confucius say, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers.
More Confucius jokes...
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.