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Selected Confucius jokes:
Confucius say, man who pull woman's bra strap, may get bust in face.
Confucius say, two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.
More Confucius jokes...
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.