Confucius Say Jokes - Laugh Out Loud with Our Hilarious One-Liners!

Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

Confucius say, girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.

Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Confucius say, man who put cream in tart, not always baker.

Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.

Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.

Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.