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Selected Confucius jokes:
Confucius say, man who put cock on stove, have hot rod.
Confucius say, man who smoke pot, choke on handle.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Confucius say, secretary become permanent fixture, when screwed on desk.
More Confucius jokes...
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.