Confucius Joke of the Day:
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.
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Selected Confucius jokes:
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face.
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground.
Confucius say, man who jizz in cash register come into money.
More Confucius jokes...
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.