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Confucius say, support bacteria - is only culture some people have.

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Confucius say, man who smoke pot, choke on handle.


Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.


Confucius say, man who eat pussy, do lip service.


Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town.



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Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.


Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.


Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.




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