Confucius Joke of the Day:
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted.
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Selected Confucius jokes:
Confucius say, man with athletic finger, make broad jump.
Confucius say, man who push piano down mine shaft, likely to get A flat minor.
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up.
More Confucius jokes...
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.