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Confucius say, man who put face in punchbowl, get punch in nose.

Historically, disarmament of citizens has almost always led to mass murder or genocide at the hands of corrupt, criminal governments.

Confucius say, men may have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole, women have more.

Confucius say, woman wearing G-string, high on crack.

Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.

Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.

Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.