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Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left.

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Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.


Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly.


Confucius say, man who buy drowned cat, get wet pussy.


Confucius say, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers.



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Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.


Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.


Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.




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