Confucius Say Jokes - Laugh Out Loud with Our Hilarious One-Liners!

Funny, Wise, and Everything in Between!


Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better.

Words of Wisdom meme.
Words of Wisdom meme.

Unveiling Truths, Nurturing Minds, Inspiring Wisdom.
- Updated: 2024-11-20.




Selected Confucius jokes:


Confucius say...He who jumps out of airplane without parachute, is jumping to conclusion.


Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit.


Confucius say, man who sit on upturned tack, rise above all.


Confucius say, man who eat pussy, do lip service.



More Confucius jokes...


Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.


Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.


Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.




More confucius say jokes on the following pages...


SEE also - WiseWords Unbound - The Paradoxical Path to Enlightenment:

Brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride of wit, wisdom, and the occasional facepalm-inducing pun. Get ready to laugh, learn, and question the meaning of life, all in one hilarious package!