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Selected Confucius jokes:
Confucius say, woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.
Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.
Confucius say, woman who sink in man's arms, soon have arms in man's sink.
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
More Confucius jokes...
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.