Confucius Joke of the Day:
Confucius say, man who buy drowned cat, get wet pussy.
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Selected Confucius jokes:
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired.
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up.
Confucius say, two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab.
More Confucius jokes...
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.