Confucius Say Jokes - Laugh Out Loud with Our Hilarious One-Liners!

Confucius say, woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock.

Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand.

Confucius say, man who sleep with old hen, find it better than pullet.

Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.

Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.

Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.