Confucius Joke of the Day:
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
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Selected Confucius jokes:
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.
More Confucius jokes...
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.