Laugh your way to success.
"I was told that wearing a banana peel on my head would make me more creative. Let's just say I ended up slipping on my own success!"
- Lady Gaga
Unveiling Truths, Nurturing Minds, Inspiring Wisdom.
- Updated:
2025-05-25.
1. Embrace the absurdity of life with our funny guidance!
Love yourself first. Then go wash your hands.
Make her legs shake, not her heart ache.
Date someone who's voice can make you calm. Or wet. Or both.
Set impossible goals and you'll never be disappointed when you fail.
Download smaller viruses to your computer to help it build an immunity.
2. Funny Advice: Unleash your inner comedian with our wacky tips and tricks!
Rule Number 1:
Never Joke with your Sources of Income.
The best way to get the most of your tax dollars is to stop paying taxes.
Don’t buy it because someone tells you to buy it - they won’t be around to tell you when to sell it.
Reminder: bad decisions make the best stories. Keep writing your masterpiece.
Don’t Do Something Permanently Stupid Just Because You Are Temporarily Upset.
3. Dare to be different and follow our hilariously unconventional advice!
Fall in love with your problems, maybe they will leave you too.
Keep calm and kill people in your mind.
"If you can't decide, the answer is No."
Keep your big goals away from small minds.
Date people who want to suck your private parts, not your energy.
4. Discover the power of laughter with our side-splitting suggestions!
"Do anything, but let it produce joy."
- Walt Whitman
Get money first, fall in love later.
Don't let anyone ruin your day. It's your day, ruin it yourself!
Learn from weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
For a peek-a-boo experience like no other, try a glory hole!
5. Turn life's challenges into comedic gold with our funny advice!
Top tip.
Give your kids packs of batteries for Christmas, with a note saying 'toys not included. '
Never kiss your mom on your dad’s birthday. Trust me on this one.
Do yourself a favor, get rich.
"When someone says you can’t do it, do it twice and take pictures."
"Be so big that it’s cool to hate you."
6. Funny Advice: Unlock the secret to a happier life through our comical guidance!
Stop cheating on your future with your past. It's over.
Stay away from people who act like a victim in a problem they created.
Never try to catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the local birds have flown south for the winter.
Stop looking for happiness in the same place you lost it.
Teach your daughter to shoot. Because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.
7. Join the laughter revolution and find joy in our offbeat advice.
Christmas tip: wrap empty boxes & put them under the tree.
Every time your child acts up, throw one in the fireplace.
If your phone doesn’t ring when you’re struggling, remember to not pick up the calls when you’re winning.
Stop looking for happiness in the same place you lost it.
“Only associate with people where you don’t have to drink to be around them.”
Be selfish with your time. A lot of people and actions don't deserve it.
8. Funny Advice: Crack a smile and conquer the world with our uproarious tips!
You need to focus on just 3 Fs:
Freedom, Fitness, and Family.
Rest everything is a noise in your life.
Stop cheating on your future with your past. It's over.
If you want someone to think about you all day, wave at people you don’t know.
Find someone who understands your silence.
Rule No. 1: Never stop questioning.
Rule No. 2: Never forget rule No. 1.