Remember, life hacks don't always have to be serious and practical.
"Life hacks? Please, I have people to do everything for me."
- Paris Hilton
Embrace the hilarity of everyday situations and find joy in the unexpected. These funny tips and tricks may not solve all your problems, but they'll definitely put a smile on your face and brighten up your day. So go forth and conquer life with a laughter-filled attitude!
Unveiling Truths, Nurturing Minds, Inspiring Wisdom.
- Updated:
2025-06-08.
1. Unconventional Solutions to Life's Ridiculous Dilemmas!
How to keep a man happy?
Cook him food and touch his pee pee.
Lifehack:
Agree with people so they stop talking.
Always pretend you don't have money. You'll thank me later.
Things to make your day better:
1) Do not watch the news.
Escape competition through authenticity.
2. Life Hacks: Because Adulting is Hard, but Cheating is Easy.
Proven science fact - Having sex only 3 times a week, has proven to make you look 5-7 years younger.
Having sex can unblock a stuffy nose.
Eating pussy cures depression.
The CIA can't hack your car if you travel by horse.
Pro Tip:
Save business cards of people you don't like.
If you ever damage a parked car, just write sorry on the back and leave it on the windshield..
3. Life Hacks: Where Laziness and Efficiency Shake Hands.
The way to keep hidden an elephant in the street is to fill the street with elephants.
Can't focus? Play music from a video game soundtrack. It's designed to keep you engaged, and helps you focus on what you're working on.
When you decide not to buy it, you save 100%.
Today's advice:
Sing Christmas songs at work until they send you home early.
How to avoid disappointment:
Avoid people.
4. Life Hacks: Because Who Needs Skills When You Have Shortcuts?
It’s hard to have a heart attack if you don’t have a heart.
How to avoid disappointment:
Avoid people.
Two incomes are better than one so make sure your partner has two jobs.
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Top investment tip;
Put your money into pasta companies.
Worth every penne.
You don't pay an income tax if you don't have an income.
5. Upgrade your life, one hilarious hack at a time!
Be useless, so nobody can use you.
If a bee is bothering you, don’t swat it or run away, just stare at it.
Because seeing is bee leaving.
Show dominance by saying "that was a great story" when it had only begun.
Top tip.
Use spare face masks to brew your espresso.
They make great coughy filters.
Lifehack:
Agree with people so they stop talking.
6. Discover the lighter side of life hacking!
One should manage stress like a dog: if you can not play with it or eat it, pee on it and run away.
How to start a diet:
1. Do it tomorrow
2. Wake up and repeat step 1
How to alarm someone:
Say “I don’t mean to alarm you”
Marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they won't eat all of yours.
If you swim with a friend, your chances of getting eaten by a shark will drop by 50%.
7. Laugh, learn, and hack your way to a better life!
Eat whatever you want, and if someone calls you fat, eat them too.
If you attempt to rob a bank, you will have no trouble with rent or bills for the next ten years, whether you are successful or not.
If you hear weird noises in the night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance.
Trust dogs. They always know who to stay away from.
Modern dancing is simple. You just write your name in the air with your ass.
8. Boost your productivity and your mood with our hilarious life hacks!
Don't spend too much money on expensive headphones. That's….sound advice.
Is your kid driving you crazy? Play hide and seek with them. Tell them to hide, and you count up to 1000.
How to Avoid Being Stressed at Work:
Don’t go to work.
Feeling sad after a break-up? Fill a rubber glove with water so you always have a hand to hold!
Feel lonely at night? Watch a horror film before bed and you'll never feel alone again!