Remember, life hacks don't always have to be serious and practical.
"Life hacks? Please, I have people to do everything for me."
- Paris Hilton
Embrace the hilarity of everyday situations and find joy in the unexpected. These funny tips and tricks may not solve all your problems, but they'll definitely put a smile on your face and brighten up your day. So go forth and conquer life with a laughter-filled attitude!
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- Updated:
2025-06-28.
1. Unconventional Solutions to Life's Ridiculous Dilemmas!
Always start your call with “I have 1% phone battery left”.
Next time you're having an argument with your wife, start undressing.She will instantly have a headache and go to sleep.
How to keep a man happy?
Cook him food and touch his pee pee.
Lifehack:
Agree with people so they stop talking.
Always pretend you don't have money. You'll thank me later.
2. Life Hacks: Because Adulting is Hard, but Cheating is Easy.
Things to make your day better:
1) Do not watch the news.
Escape competition through authenticity.
Proven science fact - Having sex only 3 times a week, has proven to make you look 5-7 years younger.
Having sex can unblock a stuffy nose.
Eating pussy cures depression.
3. Life Hacks: Where Laziness and Efficiency Shake Hands.
The CIA can't hack your car if you travel by horse.
Pro Tip:
Save business cards of people you don't like.
If you ever damage a parked car, just write sorry on the back and leave it on the windshield..
The way to keep hidden an elephant in the street is to fill the street with elephants.
Can't focus? Play music from a video game soundtrack. It's designed to keep you engaged, and helps you focus on what you're working on.
When you decide not to buy it, you save 100%.
4. Life Hacks: Because Who Needs Skills When You Have Shortcuts?
Today's advice:
Sing Christmas songs at work until they send you home early.
How to avoid disappointment:
Avoid people.
It’s hard to have a heart attack if you don’t have a heart.
How to avoid disappointment:
Avoid people.
Two incomes are better than one so make sure your partner has two jobs.
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5. Upgrade your life, one hilarious hack at a time!
Top investment tip;
Put your money into pasta companies.
Worth every penne.
You don't pay an income tax if you don't have an income.
Be useless, so nobody can use you.
If a bee is bothering you, don’t swat it or run away, just stare at it.
Because seeing is bee leaving.
Show dominance by saying "that was a great story" when it had only begun.
6. Discover the lighter side of life hacking!
Top tip.
Use spare face masks to brew your espresso.
They make great coughy filters.
Lifehack:
Agree with people so they stop talking.
One should manage stress like a dog: if you can not play with it or eat it, pee on it and run away.
How to start a diet:
1. Do it tomorrow
2. Wake up and repeat step 1
How to alarm someone:
Say “I don’t mean to alarm you”
7. Laugh, learn, and hack your way to a better life!
Marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they won't eat all of yours.
If you swim with a friend, your chances of getting eaten by a shark will drop by 50%.
Eat whatever you want, and if someone calls you fat, eat them too.
If you attempt to rob a bank, you will have no trouble with rent or bills for the next ten years, whether you are successful or not.
If you hear weird noises in the night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance.
8. Boost your productivity and your mood with our hilarious life hacks!
Trust dogs. They always know who to stay away from.
Modern dancing is simple. You just write your name in the air with your ass.
Don't spend too much money on expensive headphones. That's….sound advice.
Is your kid driving you crazy? Play hide and seek with them. Tell them to hide, and you count up to 1000.
How to Avoid Being Stressed at Work:
Don’t go to work.