Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, and a dash of irony.
I code, therefore I am... confused most of the time.
I'm a programmer, which means I solve problems you didn't know you had in ways you can't understand.
The irony of a perfect code is that no one believes it exists.
Unveiling Truths, Nurturing Minds, Inspiring Wisdom.
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2024-12-20.
1. From bugs to puns: Wise Programmer's ironic take on the coding universe.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they're not.
I'm not a hacker, I'm an "undocumented administrator".
"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them."
— Isaac Asimov
Long-term consistency beats short-term intensity.
“Talk is cheap. Show me the code.”
— Linus Torvalds
2. Binary irony: we speaks the language of sarcastic code.
Simplicity isn't the lack of complexity; it's the clarity of understanding.
The dirty secret of the tech business is that network effects create natural monopolies and oligopolies. The number two platform often isn’t viable. De-platforming becomes no-platforming.
“A senior developer is someone who fluently hates more than one programming language.”
A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive a human into believing that it was human.
- Alan Turing
"It is the mark of a charalatan to explain a simple concept in a complex way."
3. Sarcasm: The only language all programmers speak fluently.
Software obeys the law of gaseous expansion - it continues to grow until memory is completely filled.
-- Larry Gleason
My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what’s really going on to be scared.
-- P. J. Plauger, Computer Language, March 1983
An evolving system increases its complexity unless work is done to reduce it.
-- Meir Lehman
You want to make your way in the CS field? Simple. Calculate rough time of amnesia (hell, 10 years is plenty, probably 10 months is plenty), go to the dusty archives, dig out something fun, and go for it. It’s worked for many people, and it can work for you.
-- Ron Minnich
Increasingly, people seem to interpret complexity as sophistication, which is baffling - the incomprehensible should cause suspicion, not admiration. Possibly this results from the mistaken belief that using a mysterious device confers [extra] power on the user.
-- Niklaus Wirth