Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, and a dash of irony.
I code, therefore I am... confused most of the time.
I'm a programmer, which means I solve problems you didn't know you had in ways you can't understand.
The irony of a perfect code is that no one believes it exists.

Unveiling Truths, Nurturing Minds, Inspiring Wisdom.
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2025-04-13.
1. From bugs to puns: Wise Programmer's ironic take on the coding universe.
Debugging: the art of turning errors into features.
If you find Python boring, you're learning it from the wrong teacher.
Programming is just the art of adding bugs to an empty file.
Data science is the sexiest job of the 21st century, said the person who has never actually done data science.
I have a love-hate relationship with my code. I love it when it works, and I hate it when it doesn't.
2. Binary irony: we speaks the language of sarcastic code.
Much of the essence of building a program is in fact the debugging of the specification.
-- Fred Brooks
Software gets slower faster than hardware gets faster.
-- Niklaus Wirth
The real problem with throwaway code comes when it isn't thrown away.
-- Joseph Yoder
Making things easy is hard.
-- Ted Nelson
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions and poorly written code."
3. Sarcasm: The only language all programmers speak fluently.
"The management team is like a software update. You know it’s going to take forever, and it probably won’t fix anything."
Think twice before you start programming or you will program twice before you start thinking.
Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job.
-- Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering
Users are a terrible thing. Systems would be infinitely more stable without them.
-- Michael T. Nygard
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they're not.