Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, and a dash of irony.
I code, therefore I am... confused most of the time.
I'm a programmer, which means I solve problems you didn't know you had in ways you can't understand.
The irony of a perfect code is that no one believes it exists.
Unveiling Truths, Nurturing Minds, Inspiring Wisdom.
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2025-07-13.
1. From bugs to puns: Wise Programmer's ironic take on the coding universe.
Designing software in a team is like writing poetry in a committee meeting.
-- Joel Spolsky
Code never lies, but comments sometimes do.
Keep both honest.
Multitasking (v.) - Screwing up several things at once.
Coding is 10% writing code and 90% convincing yourself it makes sense.
2. Binary irony: we speaks the language of sarcastic code.
Clean code is a love letter to the next developer.
A senior developer is someone who fluently hates more than one programming language.
Sleep is for people who don’t have deadlines—or infinite loops to debug.
Debugging: the art of turning errors into features.
If you find Python boring, you're learning it from the wrong teacher.
3. Sarcasm: The only language all programmers speak fluently.
Programming is just the art of adding bugs to an empty file.
Data science is the sexiest job of the 21st century, said the person who has never actually done data science.
I have a love-hate relationship with my code. I love it when it works, and I hate it when it doesn't.
Much of the essence of building a program is in fact the debugging of the specification.
-- Fred Brooks
Software gets slower faster than hardware gets faster.
-- Niklaus Wirth