Get your flirt on, one cheesy joke at a time.
Flirting:
- is nature's way of confusing people with false hope.
- is just practicing for the disappointment of real relationships.
- where awkwardness and charm collide in a cringe-worthy explosion.
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2024-12-20.
Caution: Flirting Jokes may lead to awkward laughter and unexpected dates.
The art of flirting, with a side of laughter and a dash of irony.
Flirting Jokes: Because laughter is the language of love (or a restraining order).
What do you call a flirty philosoper?
A socra-tease...
My ass looks the best when I walk away
-me flirting
Nobody flirts better than a girl that has absolutely no plans to have relationship.
I saw this really cute girl at the bank. But she was flirting with some other guy. Really lowered my interest rate.
My lip balm is a great lubricant.
~Me, flirting
“What’s your favorite category on pornhub?”-Me, flirting
Trafic policeman: "Didn't you hear my whistle, madam?"
Woman driver: "Yes, but I don't like flirting while I'm driving."
A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island.
The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger.
The three start to build a watchtower.
The stranger offers to take first watch.
While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger yells, "Hey! No sex on the beach! Get back to work!"
The husband yells back, "We're not having sex!"
Later, the stranger yells out to them again.
Again, the husband yells back and corrects him.
This happens several times during the stranger's shift.
Finally, the husband's takes his shift in the watch tower.
His wife and the good-looking stranger make passionate love on the beach.
The husband on watch exclaims, "Wow, it really does look like f**king from up here!"
I will fuck you harder than the tax man.
~ Me flirting
That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.
When a cop tells you to “spread ‘em” he is not flirting.
I know this now.
‘I like the way you scramble my eggs’
~me, flirting
A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
What happened to the single IT technician when he tried to flirt with a barista at a cafe?
He was unable to make a connection to the server.