Irresistible Pick-Up Lines Library.

Here I am! What are your other two wishes?

Get naked. I have a plan.

Pick up lines for statisticians: "I think our correlation is high".

Is your name winter?

Because you’ll be coming soon.

Are you my new boss?
Because you just gave me a raise.

Are you a termite?
Cause you are about to have a mouth full of wood.

I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus.

Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.

Hey, girl, are you a mortgage? Because you’ve got my interest!

“Hey, babe. How would you like a backstage pass to The Magic Flute?”

- Mozart’s favorite pickup line.

If u ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day where will u take me ?

I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

Are you from Ireland? cuz I can feel my penis Dublin!

Where you born on a farm?

Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

" You wanna go for a ride in my new truck? "
Thats my pickup line.

If you like water, you already like 72 percent of me.

Hey girl, were you born on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

Ya'll wanna come over and watch porn on my big screen mirror?

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Girl, are you Jupiter? because I like looking at you through a telescope.

My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight ?

Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist right?

Roses are red, And sometimes thorny, When I think of you, It makes me horny.

If nobody loves you, I'll be your nobody ❤️

To the 89 year old lady that just won 54 million on the lottery,
S'up baby?

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious...

I've got my own private jet. But the rest of the jacuzzi is all yours.

All those holes in your pants. We got to get you out of them!

Do you have a map? Because I've been lost in your eyes all day...😊

Let's play house you can be the front door and I'll slam you all night...😋

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants...😂

I got a million dollars we need to spend...😎

Goodnight ladies, be good, if you can't be good come and see me.

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.

Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.

Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?

Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.

Are you a haunted house? I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Classic...
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.