Laugh your way to success.
"I was told that wearing a banana peel on my head would make me more creative. Let's just say I ended up slipping on my own success!"
- Lady Gaga
Unveiling Truths, Nurturing Minds, Inspiring Wisdom.
- Updated:
2025-06-14.
1. Embrace the absurdity of life with our funny guidance!
Rule No. 1: Never stop questioning.
Rule No. 2: Never forget rule No. 1.
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes.
Time is precious, waste it wisely.
When she says "correct me if I'm wrong".
Don't.
Careful. When you say, “A penny for your thoughts” — you might get back change.
2. Funny Advice: Unleash your inner comedian with our wacky tips and tricks!
Stop hating yourself for everything.
Be specific.
Monetization without creativity is a job.
Creativity without monetization is a hobby.
So…get creative, get monetized, and get paid.
Tips for giving head: just do it.
Google tip.
Always add the word 'recipe ' when googling 'Asian cream pie'.
Life advice: Make better decisions.
3. Dare to be different and follow our hilariously unconventional advice!
Don't yell "shotgun" when boarding the plane.
Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.
When your wife starts a sentence with "when you get a chance" just go ahead and start puttin' your shoes on... She means now.
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Next time you’re in a fight with your wife,start undressing...She will instantly have a headache and fall asleep.
Dine her.
Wine her.
Eat her vaginer.
4. Discover the power of laughter with our side-splitting suggestions!
Don't be sad because it's all over, smile, because for a few miles, they thought you were a real bus driver...
One weird trick for avoiding hangovers: don't drink alcohol.
Respect the pussy that gets wet for you.
Life hack: Never, ever open a package that is buzzing and the exact size and shape of a swarm of bees.
Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing because that's the soundtrack to the rest of your life.
5. Turn life's challenges into comedic gold with our funny advice!
If you don’t like reality, just ignore it.
Life tip:
Double the life of your phone battery,
put the fuckin' thing DOWN....
Rule .1 Make money.
Rule .2 Don't tell anyone you're making money.
Do yourself a favor, get rich.
Be connected, not attached.
6. Funny Advice: Unlock the secret to a happier life through our comical guidance!
Don’t chase what’s not chasing you.
When you are angry, stay silent.
Keep your circle small, but smart. Fewer people, less nonsense.
Never tell somebody everything. You might be educating an enemy.
"don’t ever let the same people disappoint you twice."
7. Join the laughter revolution and find joy in our offbeat advice.
Pro tip: Don't moan when getting a pat down at airport security.
Eat pussy while it's still legal.
Don’t make permanent decisions on temporary emotions.
Do hugs, not drugs. Spread love, not legs. Respect, don't judge. Listen more, talk less. Understand, don't assume. Forgive and forget.
If the conversation gets too serious and uncomfortable, take your pants off.
8. Funny Advice: Crack a smile and conquer the world with our uproarious tips!
Marry a man without teeth so they won’t smile to another lady
If you don’t know what a glory hole is…
Don’t look into it.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Never ask a 69 year old to act their age!
Never backtrack and repeat your actions for anyone.
Read that again.