Laugh your way to success.
"I was told that wearing a banana peel on my head would make me more creative. Let's just say I ended up slipping on my own success!"
- Lady Gaga
Unveiling Truths, Nurturing Minds, Inspiring Wisdom.
- Updated:
2024-09-15.
1. Embrace the absurdity of life with our funny guidance!
Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.
When your wife starts a sentence with "when you get a chance" just go ahead and start puttin' your shoes on... She means now.
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Next time you’re in a fight with your wife,start undressing...She will instantly have a headache and fall asleep.
Dine her.
Wine her.
Eat her vaginer.
Don't be sad because it's all over, smile, because for a few miles, they thought you were a real bus driver...
2. Funny Advice: Unleash your inner comedian with our wacky tips and tricks!
One weird trick for avoiding hangovers: don't drink alcohol.
Respect the pussy that gets wet for you.
Life hack: Never, ever open a package that is buzzing and the exact size and shape of a swarm of bees.
Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing because that's the soundtrack to the rest of your life.
If you don’t like reality, just ignore it.
3. Dare to be different and follow our hilariously unconventional advice!
Life tip:
Double the life of your phone battery,
put the fuckin' thing DOWN....
Rule .1 Make money.
Rule .2 Don't tell anyone you're making money.
Do yourself a favor, get rich.
Be connected, not attached.
Don’t chase what’s not chasing you.
4. Discover the power of laughter with our side-splitting suggestions!
When you are angry, stay silent.
Keep your circle small, but smart. Fewer people, less nonsense.
Never tell somebody everything. You might be educating an enemy.
"don’t ever let the same people disappoint you twice."
Pro tip: Don't moan when getting a pat down at airport security.
5. Turn life's challenges into comedic gold with our funny advice!
Eat pussy while it's still legal.
Don’t make permanent decisions on temporary emotions.
Do hugs, not drugs. Spread love, not legs. Respect, don't judge. Listen more, talk less. Understand, don't assume. Forgive and forget.
If the conversation gets too serious and uncomfortable, take your pants off.
Marry a man without teeth so they won’t smile to another lady
6. Funny Advice: Unlock the secret to a happier life through our comical guidance!
If you don’t know what a glory hole is…
Don’t look into it.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Never ask a 69 year old to act their age!
Never backtrack and repeat your actions for anyone.
Read that again.
TIP OF THE DAY: If you can't afford porn, just turn the TV on to the tennis and shut your eyes.
7. Join the laughter revolution and find joy in our offbeat advice.
Be careful who you trust, even salt looks like sugar.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation.
As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill
"Do not try to seem wise to others."
— Epictetus
When the plums dry on your tree, it's time to prune.
Be careful with photographers, they tend to have mood swings. Sometimes they start snapping for no reason!
8. Funny Advice: Crack a smile and conquer the world with our uproarious tips!
Remember, the best angle to approach a problem from is the "try" angle.
PRO TIP: Fill the piñata with ketchup and you’ll never have to host a children’s birthday party again.
Apply at the alphabet soup factory. You’ll make over 500 K’s a year!
If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it’s working.
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”
— Napoleon Bonaparte