Laugh your way to success.
"I was told that wearing a banana peel on my head would make me more creative. Let's just say I ended up slipping on my own success!"
- Lady Gaga
Unveiling Truths, Nurturing Minds, Inspiring Wisdom.
- Updated:
2024-09-18.
1. Embrace the absurdity of life with our funny guidance!
JOB INTERVIEW ADVICE: At the interview, tell them you're willing to give 110%, unless the job is a statistician...
There are 2 rules to living a happy and successful life:
1. Never tell anyone everything you know.
If you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.
Never blame others for the road you are on.
It's your own damn asphalt!
Pro tip for picking up girls - keep your back straight and lift with your knees.
2. Funny Advice: Unleash your inner comedian with our wacky tips and tricks!
Never let the printer know that you are in a hurry.
Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.
If i don’t answer the phone, do not re-call me because i will re-not answer.
Establish dominance in the men’s room by striking a Superman pose at the urinal.
Mental Note: Actual notes work better.
3. Dare to be different and follow our hilariously unconventional advice!
Never trust a caricature. They’re so sketchy!
Most problems can be solved with nudity.
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
Ernest Hemingway
Be the best you can be, while being the worst that you're able to get away with.
What should you do to a person that hates puns?
You must fucking punish them.
4. Discover the power of laughter with our side-splitting suggestions!
Got Debt? Just Become Rich.
If someone is annoying you, ask them if they want some cheese with their whine!
When you're home alone and realize you can walk around naked.
Remember to close the blinds first.
If You Need A Job Just Do Porn.
Work in silence let your success make the noise.
5. Turn life's challenges into comedic gold with our funny advice!
Put on a condom, for fucks sake!
Never date someone cross-eyed… You'll always catch them seeing other people on the side!!
Introverts of the world, Keep it to yourself!!!
Never take a crash course in driving.
Don’t let anyone else ruin your day. It’s YOUR day, ruin it yourself.
6. Funny Advice: Unlock the secret to a happier life through our comical guidance!
Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs.
Don’t be scared of making changes. Be scared of living the same shitty life because you didn’t change.
And spiders. Be scared of them too.
The best relationship advice I can give you is make sure you're the crazy one.
I try to live by 2 rules:
1. Don’t make fun of stupid people (they cant help it)
2. Don’t be stupid (people will make fun of you)
If you see someone crying, ask if it's because of their haircut.
7. Join the laughter revolution and find joy in our offbeat advice.
Never joke with a kleptomaniac, they will take it, literally.
Treat Every Problem as Your Dog Would.
Be a Smart Feller, Not a Fart Smeller.
Don't Half-Ass Two Things, Whole-Ass One Thing.
If You Cut the Tennis Balls in Half, You Can Fit 6 in a Container.
8. Funny Advice: Crack a smile and conquer the world with our uproarious tips!
Dance like no one is watching. Because they're not. They're checking their phones.
Marry Someone Who Has a Different Favorite Cereal than You So They Won't Eat All of Yours.
Don't Let Go of You Wife's Hand at the Mall, Because She Will Start Shopping.
Ladies, if a man says he'll fix something, he will. There's no point in telling him about it every six months.
If You Swim with a Friend, Your Chances of Getting Eaten by a Shark Will Drop by 50%.