Mastering the Art of Rhetorical Questions.

Surely, not everyone was kung fu fighting?

Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

So do nudists look in their wardrobe and think to themselves...

`I've absolutely nothing to wear?'

If you dress like a cowboy...
are you ranch dressing?

What happens when the doctor's wife eats an apple a day?

When did the Seventh Commandment get changed from thou shalt not commit adultery to thou shalt not ADMIT adultery?

Does a blood bank’s waiting room have a plasma TV?

Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else?

Why do people come back from a baby changing station with the same baby?

When a lion escapes from a circus in Africa, how do they know when they've caught the right one? - George Carlin

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

Does anyone actually know where the middle of nowhere is?

Does wearing clothes make me materialistic?

Isn't it ironic that procrastination is something you can do immediately?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

I wonder if Nomads ever get angry?

I wonder what happens when the doctor's wife eats an apple a day ?

Shouldn't kids suffering from ADHD be sent to Concentration Camps?

Are you sure we're not allowed to hit stupid people ?

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

If your wife asks “Why are you like that?” It’s a compliment, right?

Just curious, can you buy a whole chess set at a pawn shop?

If vegetable’s are fertilised using animal manure, does that mean that no one is a real vegan ?

Is it really wise to invest with somebody called a "broker"?

How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

When can we start a support group for procrastinators?

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

If we're made in the image of a god, why aren't we invisible?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight ?

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

What if God came down one day and said "It's pronounced 'Jod' then left?

If GOD is everywhere, why do people look up to talk to Him?

Do they have a Chinatown…in China?

So does that mean that being part of the human race does not count as exercise?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Do sharks know they have bad-ass entrance music?