Funny proverbs and hilarious sayings !

The less you care, the happier you are.

A dick a day keeps the vibrator away.

Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Never let your feet run faster than your shoes.
Scottish Proverb.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Home is where u can look ugly n enjoy it.

Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.

“A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.”
- English Proverb

You cannot eat a whole donut unless you also eat a donut hole.

It takes patience to listen.
It takes skill to pretend you’re listening.

Finding a life partner is like putting down linoleum: lay it right the first time and you can walk all over it the rest of your life.

Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance, you must keep moving

It is a wise man who lives with money in the bank, it is a fool who dies that way.
French Proverb.

Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.
Chinese Proverb.

Every fish that gets away appears great.
Turkish Proverb.

Never let your feet run faster than your shoes.
Scottish Proverb.

A lazy shepherd is the wolf's friend.
Welsh Proverb.

It's in old kettles that one makes the best soup.
French Proverb.

When two dogs fight over a bone, a third one carries it away.
Dutch Proverb.

If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.

There are no short cuts to any place worth going.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.

A turtle travels only when it sticks its neck out.
Korean Proverb.

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
Spanish Proverb.

Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach.

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

No one tests the depth of a river with both feet.

In a closed mouth, flies do not enter.
Mexican Proverb.

A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

A father is a banker provided by nature.
French Proverb

Luck is the idol of the idle.

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.

Six feet of earth make all men equal.

After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
~ Old Italian proverb...