100+ Funny rhetorical questions that will make your day !

Is it still considered underwear if you don't wear anything over it?

Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else?

When you get divorced, do you move your wedding ring to your middle finger?

How many times do you have to click "i accept cookies" before they send you the cookies?

If love is blind, how can it be at first sight ?

Could you see yourself working in a mirror shop?

If I swallowed a lot of magnets, would that make me attractive or repulsive?

Oxymorons .....
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24 Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
28. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ?

Where did the first person to make a dictionary look for the meaning of all words if before him dictionaries didn't exist?!

If God is Love, is Love God?

But what if bygones want to be something else?

If God turns water into wine why are so many Christians against alcohol?

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

If you punch yourself and it hurts, does that mean you're weak or strong?

If you punch yourself and it hurts, does that mean you're weak or strong?

I wonder if Somalis ever listen to Pirate Radio?

Why is it called "beauty sleep" when you wake up looking like a troll?

What is the Abbreviation for Abbreviation ?

If you could drive your car at the speed of light,
Would your headlights work...?

How many times do you have to click "i accept cookies" before they send you the cookies?

Why is it that whenever I open a can of evaporated milk, it's still there?

Why is it called a "building" when it's already built???

Do you build a house by constructing it? Or
Do you construct a house by building it?

Why are electricians not called Power Rangers?

If I’m holding a bee in my hand, what do I have in my eye?

Even if it was seen by 10 men, is it still a private part?

If the whole world is a stage . . . where does the audience sit?

When meteorologists get mad, do they storm out?

If i swallow a magnet will i become attractive?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Is a bathroom still a bathroom if there is no bath in the room?

Ever get to a point where you thought everything was pointless?

Do you realize every time you put your glasses on you make a spectacle of yourself?

Do competitive origami artists fold under pressure?

Who invented the second telephone?

Is it still considered underwear if you don't wear anything over it?

Why hamburgers are called hamburgers if theyre made of beef?

Do toaster shaped bath bombs sound like a decent business idea?

If your child is a transgender, does that make you transparent?

Can a comedian in a wheel chair still do standup comedy?

Why do anti-ageing creams have a sell by date?

Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Why do people say “Happy Birthday?”. The person just LOST another year of their life ... is that really a celebration?

How come know-it-alls don't know how annoying they are?

How can a cemetery raise its prices and blame it on the cost of living?

Why do alcohol and vinegar have use by dates when they are used to preserve things?

Why do people start a sentence with "I mean" when they haven't said anything yet?

If everything is possible, wouldn’t it be possible for some things to be impossible?

If Cinderella's shoe was such a perfect fit, why did it fall off to begin with?

Why we spend so much money on clothes to impress someone we wanna be naked with?

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Have you ever considered that we are at the center of the universe and it can’t get away from us fast enough?

When there is a knock on the door.Why does the dog always think it's for him........😉😉

Do you know how weird it is to be the same age as OLD people??

Why do we have to wear seat belts in a car but not when we are on a bus?

If James Bond is the most famous spy, doesn't that make him the worst spy?

What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves ?

If people from Poland are called Poles,why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If humans evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it called a restroom when no one actually goes and rests there?

What is a bedroom with no bed in it called?

Are there crash courses available for pilots ?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump?

Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet ?

Why are Softballs hard ?

Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors?

Why is it called a “drive through” if you have to stop?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Why is an alarm clock going “off” when it actually turns on?

When a DJ dies, does he/she DK ?

Why is there Braille on the number pads on drive-through bank machines?

Why do people say "Tuna Fish" when they don't say "Beef Mammal" or "Chicken Bird"?