Mottos Sprinkled with Laughter.
"Be the change you want to see in the world... or hire someone to do it for you."
- Leonardo DiCaprio
Unveiling Truths, Nurturing Minds, Inspiring Wisdom.
- Updated:
2024-09-07.
1. Motto Mojo: Levity for Your Everyday Rollercoaster.
Kinky as fuck and proud of it
A wise man never reacts.
You never too old to eat pussy.
Expect nothing and you will receive it in abundance.
Direction is more important than speed.
Being sober is bad for your faith in humanity.
I never give up but I do take lots of breaks.
My sexual preference is often.
Things don't happen. Things are made to happen.
Just be real, it saves everyone’s time.
2. Life's Punch Line: Mottos with a Twist of Humor.
Silence is better than unnecessary drama.
"Everyday is a second chance."
I'd rather be funny than handsome...but good thing I'm both.
Fuck around and find out.
Fornicate about and thee shall discover.
Be the reason why someone makes their account private.
Follow your dreams, but don't forget to pay the bills.
Procrastinate today, regret it tomorrow.
Stay calm in every storm.
Panic attacks are my cardio.
3. A Giggly Guidebook: Life Mottos to Make You Smile.
Get rich or die tryin'.
Why not? Life is short.
Only dead fish swim with the stream.
Age is just a number, maturity is a choice.
Don't stop until you proud.
Dare to resist or cease to exist.
Stop the world, I want to get off.
No matter how hard your life is, don't like your own post.
Planning kills the magic.
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.