Remember, life hacks don't always have to be serious and practical.
"Life hacks? Please, I have people to do everything for me."
- Paris Hilton
Embrace the hilarity of everyday situations and find joy in the unexpected. These funny tips and tricks may not solve all your problems, but they'll definitely put a smile on your face and brighten up your day. So go forth and conquer life with a laughter-filled attitude!
Unconventional Solutions to Life's Ridiculous Dilemmas!
Today's advice:
Sing Christmas songs at work until they send you home early.
How to avoid disappointment:
Avoid people.
It’s hard to have a heart attack if you don’t have a heart.
How to avoid disappointment:
Avoid people.
Two incomes are better than one so make sure your partner has two jobs.
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Top investment tip;
Put your money into pasta companies.
Worth every penne.
You don't pay an income tax if you don't have an income.
Be useless, so nobody can use you.
If a bee is bothering you, don’t swat it or run away, just stare at it.
Because seeing is bee leaving.
Show dominance by saying "that was a great story" when it had only begun.
Life Hacks: Because Adulting is Hard, but Cheating is Easy.
Top tip.
Use spare face masks to brew your espresso.
They make great coughy filters.
Lifehack:
Agree with people so they stop talking.
One should manage stress like a dog: if you can not play with it or eat it, pee on it and run away.
How to start a diet:
1. Do it tomorrow
2. Wake up and repeat step 1
How to alarm someone:
Say “I don’t mean to alarm you”
Marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they won't eat all of yours.
If you swim with a friend, your chances of getting eaten by a shark will drop by 50%.
Eat whatever you want, and if someone calls you fat, eat them too.
If you attempt to rob a bank, you will have no trouble with rent or bills for the next ten years, whether you are successful or not.
If you hear weird noises in the night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance.
Life Hacks: Where Laziness and Efficiency Shake Hands.
Trust dogs. They always know who to stay away from.
Modern dancing is simple. You just write your name in the air with your ass.
Don't spend too much money on expensive headphones. That's….sound advice.
Is your kid driving you crazy? Play hide and seek with them. Tell them to hide, and you count up to 1000.
How to Avoid Being Stressed at Work:
Don’t go to work.
Feeling sad after a break-up? Fill a rubber glove with water so you always have a hand to hold!
Feel lonely at night? Watch a horror film before bed and you'll never feel alone again!
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job, slowly raise the head and say in Jesus name, Amen.
If you stared at something you dropped on the ground, eventually someone will pick it up for you.
Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘would an idiot do that?’ if they would, I do not do that thing.
Life Hacks: Because Who Needs Skills When You Have Shortcuts?
Never do a whole job when a half job will do.
If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot other people in the eyes.
Having a bad day? No worries! Wear sunglasses. Now you’re having a bad evening.
It’s very expensive to eat 3 times a day. Wake up later, miss breakfast, and save money.
If you leave your wipers up, an officer won’t be able to leave a fine. Your money will be saved.
No flashlight on your phone? Take a photo of the sun, and use it in the dark.
If your tires are too old, refresh them with a marker.
Pro parenting tip: only have spaghetti on bath nights.
If you don’t know where your kids are in the house, turn off the internet and watch them magically appear.
If any guy tries to hurt you, tell him I have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi.