Random quote/joke about LIFE:
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2025-07-02.
Selected LIFE quotes/jokes:
Psychology says private life always wins, keep it a secret till you win.
Life rule: If you feel comfortable alone, you are a powerful individual.
The other day I snuck a peek at my shrink's notes and I saw she'd written "MESSIAH COMPLEX" in big capital letters. It caught me off guard.
I've known I'm the messiah all of my life but I've never been called complex before.
When you drive you put your life in your foot's hands.
More LIFE quotes/jokes...
How is life like a penis?
Your girlfriend makes it hard.
Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.