Random quote/joke about LIFE:
Someone: describe your sex life in two words.
Me: my what?
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Selected LIFE quotes/jokes:
Why not? Life is short.
Nothing tells your friends you've made it in life quite like owning a 4 slice toaster.
So my wife walked out on me after I spent our life savings on a penis extension... She said she just couldn't take it any longer!
Teach us to realize the brevity of life so that we may grow in wisdom.
Psalm 90:12
More LIFE quotes/jokes...
Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.