Random psychology quote/joke:
Psychology says, break your people-pleasing habit before it breaks you.

Selected psychology quotes/jokes:
Psychology says, if you get a gut feeling that something isn’t right about a person or situation, trust it.
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English lesson.
Tsunami T is silent
Psychology P is silent.
Knife K is silent
Honest H is silent
Wife Husband is silent
My therapist said she wants to treat me with ygolohcysp.
But I told her reverse psychology doesn’t work on me.
"Spending money to show people how much money you have is the fastest way to have less money."
- The Psychology of Money
"Expecting things to be bad is the best way to be pleasantly surprised when they’re not."
- The Psychology of Money
Psychology says, being private af, staying low-key and not telling everyone everything is self-care.
Psychology says, if you get a gut feeling that something isn’t right about a person or situation, trust it.
Study mathematics to understand physics
Study physics to understand chemistry
Study chemistry to understand biology
Study biology to understand psychology
Study psychology to understand economics
Study economics and philosophy to be free
Psychology says, not everyone deserves access to you, it's okay to create boundaries to protect your peace.
My therapist said she wants to treat me with ygolohcysp.
But I told her reverse psychology doesn't work on me.
A guy asked a girl in a university library:
"Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl replied with a loud voice:
"I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said:
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy then responded with a loud voice:
“$500 FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!”
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy
whispered in her ear:
"I study law, and I know how to screw people".
A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked: "What is the usual tip?"
"Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get 50 cents out of you, I'll be doing great."
"Is that so?" snorted Mr. Smith. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars."
"Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund."
"What are you studying in school?" asked Mr. Smith.
The lad smiled and said: "Applied psychology."
The psychology teacher had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the students. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the teacher asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"