Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, and a dash of irony.
I code, therefore I am... confused most of the time.
I'm a programmer, which means I solve problems you didn't know you had in ways you can't understand.
The irony of a perfect code is that no one believes it exists.
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2025-06-01.
1. From bugs to puns: Wise Programmer's ironic take on the coding universe.
In carpentry you measure twice and cut once. In software development you never measure and make cuts until you run out of time.
-- Adam Morse
Well-designed components are easy to replace. Eventually, they will be replaced by ones that are not so easy to replace.
-- Sustrik's Law
An organisation that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only.
-- Bjarne Stroustrup
All code is technical debt; some code just has a higher interest rate.
-- Paul McMahon
2. Binary irony: we speaks the language of sarcastic code.
This post is on a laughter break. Stay tuned for some hilariously creative content!
3. Sarcasm: The only language all programmers speak fluently.
This post is on a laughter break. Stay tuned for some hilariously creative content!