Hilarious quotes and jokes about LIFE that will make your day !

There are countless more important things in life than money — if you have enough money.

Life and beer are very similar .....chill for best results.

This chapter of my life is called 'at least the rent is paid'.

I've set my "life goals" to stuff I've already done so literally every day now I'm overachieving.
It's all about perspective.

How is life like a penis?
Your girlfriend makes it hard.

Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.