Hilarious quotes and jokes about LIFE that will make your day !

“Solitude is for me a fount of healing which makes my life worth living. Talking is often a torment for me, and I need many days of silence to recover from the futility of words.”
—Carl Jung

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

Life tip: It's not a discount if you otherwise wouldn't have bought it.

I believe that if life gives you lemons,you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

How is life like a penis?
Your girlfriend makes it hard.

Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.