Random quote/joke about LIFE:
My husband thinks our sex life has got boring and I'm easily distracted. Oh well, better get back to it I Suppose.
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Selected LIFE quotes/jokes:
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.
FUN FACT:
Lemons were not naturally made, so life didn’t give us lemons, we gave lemons life.
Life is like a movie so make sure you pick up good songs for the soundtrack.
The thought of going back to life without mask worries me...
I've been mouthing "fuck you" to people for months and I'm not sure I can stop.
More LIFE quotes/jokes...
How is life like a penis?
Your girlfriend makes it hard.
Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.