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Selected success quotes/jokes:
A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE requires falling in love many times... but keep in mind it has to be always with the same person!
Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
– W. P. Kinsella
Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.
If you don’t count any of my failures, I’m quite successful.
More success quotes/jokes...
Fact: There have never been any successful jokes about the Jonestown Massacre. It's because the punch line is always too long.
There are many stories related to the sinking of the "Titanic". Some have just come to light due to the success of the recent movie. For example, most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. The "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today.
It is known, of course, as: Sinko de Mayo!
Will glass coffins be a success?
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Remains to be seen.