Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, and a dash of irony.
I code, therefore I am... confused most of the time.
I'm a programmer, which means I solve problems you didn't know you had in ways you can't understand.
The irony of a perfect code is that no one believes it exists.
Unveiling Truths, Nurturing Minds, Inspiring Wisdom.
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2025-04-14.
1. From bugs to puns: Wise Programmer's ironic take on the coding universe.
If you're not having fun, you're not learning. There's a pleasure in finding things out.
The first 90 percent of the code accounts for the first 90 percent of the development time. The remaining 10 percent of the code accounts for the other 90 percent of the development time.
-- Tom Cargill
When you feel the need to write a comment, first try to refactor the code so that any comment becomes superflous.
-- Martin Fowler
Programming is not easy like Sunday morning, it is silent poetry.
-- Waseem Latif
Object-oriented design is the roman numerals of computing.
-- Rob Pike
2. Binary irony: we speaks the language of sarcastic code.
The first step of any project is to grossly underestimate its complexity and difficulty.
-- Nicoll Hunt
Treat your code like poetry and take it to the edge of the bare minimum.
-- Ilyo
There's nothing more permanent than a temporary hack.
-- Kyle Simpson
The older I get, the more I believe that the only way to become a better programmer is by not programming.
-- Jeff Atwood
All programming languages are shit. But the good ones fertilize your mind.
-- Reg Braithwaite
3. Sarcasm: The only language all programmers speak fluently.
Programmers have to fight against the two most destructive forces in the universe: entropy and stupidity.
-- Damian Conway
In carpentry you measure twice and cut once. In software development you never measure and make cuts until you run out of time.
-- Adam Morse
Well-designed components are easy to replace. Eventually, they will be replaced by ones that are not so easy to replace.
-- Sustrik's Law
An organisation that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only.
-- Bjarne Stroustrup
All code is technical debt; some code just has a higher interest rate.
-- Paul McMahon