Disco Jokes: Where the dance floor meets the punchline.

Stayin' alive with Disco Jokes.


I'm not old, I'm just disco fabulous.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a disco ball, and that's kind of the same thing.

Life is short – dance like it's the '70s and disco never died.

Disco Jokes meme.
Disco Jokes meme.

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- Updated: 2024-07-20.




1. Disco Jokes: Making you boogie with laughter.


If two online friends meet each other first time in real world in disco club...
... can we say that they disconnected?


Late last night I walked into a really dodgy looking Disco named Medusa's.
At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.


What substance do they make disco floors out of?
Getdowntonite.


When I was a kid my parents would warn me if I was naughty the boogie man would get me.
I was never scared though, I loved disco music.


The Italian government has cancelled the town of Ferno’s annual fiesta.
This year there’ll be no disco in ferno.



2. Get your disco ball rolling with Disco Jokes.


I hosted a silent disco party in my apartment.
I got a complaint from the mime next door.


Why did the police officer arrest the disco dancer?
Because he was killing the dance floor.


I went to a disco last night. They played The Twist, I did the Twist. They played Jump, I jumped. They played Come on Eileen...I got kicked out for that one.


What's the difference between someone out in the sun all day and a large-haired disco dancer with colorful perspiration?
One sweats profusely and the other fro-sweats pucely.


Went to a disco for the blind.
I danced like nobody was watching.



3. Disco Jokes: Where laughter is the ultimate disco fever.


My friends and I are starting a disco group.

We’ll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.

We call ourselves: The Pillage People.


Went to a disco last night. They played the twist, I did the twist. They played jump, I jumped. They played Come on Eileen... got kicked out after that one.


I was doing karaoke the other night, and all the songs were old disco classics. At first I was afraid. I was petrified.


I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.


I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.





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