We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Jokes Club Band.
- Why did The Beatles cross the road?
- To get to Abbey Road.
I never trust anyone who doesn't like at least one Beatles song.
"Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world, he's just the luckiest."
- John Lennon.
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2024-11-20.
1. Come Together and Laugh at Beatles Jokes.
Don't put the Paul McCartney before the Paul McHorsey.
"If everyone demanded peace instead of a new TV set, then there'd be peace."
~ John Lennon
I read a book on how to end a sentence with Beatles songs.
I should finish it when I get back.
Papa: Listen, it's a song by The Beatles.
Son: The who?
Papa: No, The Beatles.
Paul McCartney has been asked to improve the Syrian president's skimpy underwear.
Take Assad's thong and make it better.
2. All You Need is a Good Beatles Joke.
What would one of the Beatles say during an orgy?
Cum together, right now, over me.
A Mexican Beatles cover band's drummer would be called Gringo Starr.
A Russian invasion sounds scary, but at least we'll get to hear what the Russian Beatles sound like.
Just letting you all know that the Beatles museum is now open 8 days a week.
Happiness is a warm gun.
-The Beatles.
3. The Fab Four of Funny: Beatles Jokes.
John Lennon and Gary Barlow, are forming a group, but they can't think of a name.
Imagine that.
Last night I had a dream that John Lennon and Gary Barlow formed a supergroup...
Imagine that!
Hard to believe the Beatles broke up over a guitar. John wanted Less Paul.
Just letting you know that the Beatles museum is now open 8 days a week.
An Egyptian band called The Scarab Beatles, have a new hit song...Drive My Ka.
4. Hey Jude, Have You Heard Our Beatles Jokes?
Told my girlfriend I had the original Beatles 45 Ticket To Ride.
But she didn't care.
Whats a cows favourite Beatles song? Hay chewed.
I was going to make a joke about The Beatles but I figured I’d Let ItBe.
Why do you think John Lennon's Mum named him after an airport?
“I’m not afraid of death because I don’t believe in it. It’s just getting out of one car, and into another.”
― John Lennon
5. Don't Let Me Down, Check Out Our Beatles Jokes.
“We’ve got this gift of love, but love is like a precious plant. You can’t just accept it and leave it in the cupboard or just think it’s going to get on by itself. You’ve got to keep watering it. You’ve got to really look after it and nurture it.”
― John Lennon
Paul McCartney has been asked to improve the Syrian President's skimpy underwear.
Take Assad's thong and make it better.
There's a song by the Beatles.
I can't remember the name of it, but I remember the tune, like it was yesterday.
What’s the best Beatles song?
Latte Be!
My wife left me because of my Beatles obsession.
Yesterday.
6. Ticket to Ride the Laughter Train.
I’m addicted to buying Beatles vinyl.
..Does anyone know where I can get Help?
What's the Hong Kong police's favorite band?
The Beatles.
How did the Beatles’ new skillet introduce himself to them?
“I am the egg pan.”
What did John Lennon say to his kids when they wouldn't eat their vegetables?
"Give peas a chance."
I don't know why people go on about Lennon & McCartney...Ringo was clearly the Starr.