Random breakfast joke:
Cost me a fortune yesterday... facebook was down and I had to ring 42 friends to tell them what I had for breakfast...
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2024-12-03.
Selected breakfast jokes:
What does an electrician have for breakfast?
Ohm-lette.
When I had mushrooms with with breakfast..it was a breakfast of champignons.
Donuts: An excuse to eat cake for breakfast.
"I was in a play called breakfast in bed once". "Did you have a big role?" "No, just toast with a bit of butter".
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”