Random breakfast joke:
Just watched the director's cut of a Rowan Atkinson spy film whilst eating breakfast. It was the full English.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-05-23.
Selected breakfast jokes:
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
I masturbated so good last night….when I woke up my clit was in the kitchen cookin breakfast.
Cost me a fortune yesterday... facebook was down and I had to ring 42 friends to tell them what I had for breakfast...
"There is no order in the world around us, we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos instead.”
- Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”