Laugh your way to success.
"I was told that wearing a banana peel on my head would make me more creative. Let's just say I ended up slipping on my own success!"
- Lady Gaga
Unveiling Truths, Nurturing Minds, Inspiring Wisdom.
- Updated:
2024-09-18.
1. Embrace the absurdity of life with our funny guidance!
Don't believe everything you overthink.
Tips for great sex.
Eat a good meal before during and after sex.
If you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses people will think you know what you're talking about.
Save time on laundry by spending all your time naked.
Love people, not things. Use things, not people.
2. Funny Advice: Unleash your inner comedian with our wacky tips and tricks!
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
FUN Fact:
When someone gives you advice, respond with "you're right" rather than "I know." You'll come across as being nicer.
Don't cry because the weekend is over. Cry because you're ugly.
Add glitter to air bags to lighten the mood after accidents.
3. Dare to be different and follow our hilariously unconventional advice!
Act like a ninja and wear a black face mask, bitches love ninjas
A goldfish has a 10 second memory. Once you’re done being sad and angry about the situation, be a goldfish.
In a world of constipation, be a laxative.
Never belittle yourself to fit in with the crowd.
If you're out of motivation: do it for spite.
4. Discover the power of laughter with our side-splitting suggestions!
Take yourself off the list of people who have disappointed you.
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away from them and have their shoes.
Housekeeping Tip: it’s your pet’s house. Just give up.
Establish dominance by threatening to add their @ to your bio.
If you suspect someone is following you, take four right turns. If they're still behind you, they're following you.
5. Turn life's challenges into comedic gold with our funny advice!
Ruin your teen's day by singing the wrong words to their favorite song.
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the -escape- key.
Sometimes Get Suitcase,Go To The Airport,Get Pictures And Go Back Home 🙄 Just To Confuse Your Enemies.🙆♂️
Do never date a girl who doesn't respect ur wife.
Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
6. Funny Advice: Unlock the secret to a happier life through our comical guidance!
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Be the role model you needed when you were younger.
If you are feeling low, cheer up.
Somebody, somewhere is thinking about you naked.
Save money on an ugly holiday sweater by not buying one.
7. Join the laughter revolution and find joy in our offbeat advice.
You spent the better part of your childhood believing in Santa Claus.
But you struggle as an adult to believe in yourself. Fix that now!
Avoid being rude by never talking to people.
When a short person says "nice hair" to you... Quickly check your Zip.
Save time on cleaning by not cleaning.
If there's a 1% chance of success, try 100 times.
8. Funny Advice: Crack a smile and conquer the world with our uproarious tips!
Get what you want and stay private.
Let them assume incorrectly.
Never try to use boomerangs as Drumsticks, there'll be re-percussions.
Don’t make important decisions when you are hungry or tired.
"Never give up on the things that make you smile."
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.