Laugh your way to success.
"I was told that wearing a banana peel on my head would make me more creative. Let's just say I ended up slipping on my own success!"
- Lady Gaga
Unveiling Truths, Nurturing Minds, Inspiring Wisdom.
- Updated:
2025-07-03.
1. Embrace the absurdity of life with our funny guidance!
Save money on an ugly holiday sweater by not buying one.
You spent the better part of your childhood believing in Santa Claus.
But you struggle as an adult to believe in yourself. Fix that now!
Avoid being rude by never talking to people.
When a short person says "nice hair" to you... Quickly check your Zip.
Save time on cleaning by not cleaning.
2. Funny Advice: Unleash your inner comedian with our wacky tips and tricks!
If there's a 1% chance of success, try 100 times.
Get what you want and stay private.
Let them assume incorrectly.
Never try to use boomerangs as Drumsticks, there'll be re-percussions.
Don’t make important decisions when you are hungry or tired.
"Never give up on the things that make you smile."
3. Dare to be different and follow our hilariously unconventional advice!
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
If they need you temporarily, ignore them permanently.
Life is like a road trip. Enjoy each day, and don't carry too much baggage.
Be a good person, but don't waste your time trying to prove it.
4. Discover the power of laughter with our side-splitting suggestions!
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
If he asks what sort of books you like, tell him checkbooks.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
5. Turn life's challenges into comedic gold with our funny advice!
If at first you don't succeed, buy her another beer!
Never let anyone get too comfortable with disrespecting you. You can still have a soft soul without allowing bullshit behaviour.
You have to watch out for urologists. They only look after number one.
Pro Tip: If you refer to a song as a “track,” people are more likely to believe you were the producer.
ALWAYS FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES; NOTHING ANNOYS THEM SO MUCH.
6. Funny Advice: Unlock the secret to a happier life through our comical guidance!
Keep it private until you know it’s permanent.
"Don’t change the goal, change the plan."
Be yourself! Everyone else is already taken.
Look at your habits, they are the ones dictating your life.
If you can't convince them... confuse them!
7. Join the laughter revolution and find joy in our offbeat advice.
Start with what is right rather than what is acceptable.
Just a reminder that it’s actually cool as fuck to be nice to others.
You weren’t born to spend more time with your boss than with your family.
Exist to be happy, not to impress.
- Richard Bach
To make a long story short, quit right in the middle.
8. Funny Advice: Crack a smile and conquer the world with our uproarious tips!
Always stay positive in all situations except you’re having an HIV test.
Pro tip: Marry someone who’s not afraid to ask for a refund.
A brief guide to putting up with people’s bullshit.
Don’t. The end.
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