Celebrity Joke of the Day:
Did you see Bruce Willis overdosed on Viagra?
He always said he’d Die Hard.
Laugh Your Way Through Stardom.
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1. Enjoy the lighter side of fame and entertainment.
I didn't know Sylvester Stallone is on his third marriage...i guess the first one was rocky and the second one was Rocky too.
What's Bruce Lees favorite sandwich?
A WHOPPA!!!!
Me...."I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 cents"...
Wife.... "That's Ludacris, how Kanye West your money like that?"
Gary Barlow has deleted me from Facebook....
Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it!
You know what it is called when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
A python just swallowed my Paula Abdul CD.
He's a cold hearted snake.
Just met Leo Sayer in the local pub he said " You look like Ted from Cheers "
He made me feel like Danson.
I went to my barber and asked to have my hair cut like Tom Cruise so he gave me a cushion to sit on.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery
I just saw Gwen Stefani walking down the street.
I have no doubt it was her.
Have you met Bruce Lee's vegan brother Broco?
Broco Lee
How do celebrities stay cool?
They have a lot of fans.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. 🧈
Did you hear about the last date Stephen Hawkings went on? He came back, his glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, a twisted ankle and grazed knees; apparently she stood him up!
If Tiger Woods put his favorite golf club behind his seat in his car, can we say it's his...
Backseat driver??
🏌
2. Ah, the joy of celebrity jokes! Because what could be more satisfying than poking fun at individuals who have everything we could ever dream of?
What did Jay-Z call his mrs before they got married ?
Feyoncé.
If it is 'one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, now go cat go...'
Then how many cats is Elvis left with?😎
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or whatever Stevie Wonder said 😎
Who is Einstein’s favorite rapper? E=MC Hammer. 😎
Why did George Michael get sacked from the sweet shop?
He was careless with the wispers.
What happened when George Michael crashed his car?
Wham! 💥‼
Does Steve Wonder why Tom Waits ? 😎
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?
Being stuck in an elevator with the Spice Girls.
Q: What is it called when Tom Cruise has a boner?
A: Holly-wood. 😎
Q: Why isn't Snoop Dogg aloud to stop at rest areas?
A: Because the sign says 'All dogs must be on leashes'
Q: What is Oprah Winfrey's ghost called?
A: Phantom of the Oprah. 👻
Q: Why did Miley Cyrus end her engagement to Liam Hemsworth?
A: They couldn't twerk it out...
Q: How do you break Steve Wonder's neck?
A: Speed up the music. 😀
Q: How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?
A: Blind date.
Q: Have you seen the new Ray Charles Pepsi commercial?
A: Neither has he! 😎
3. Dive into the world of entertainment and find humor in the glitz and glamor!
One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Nicolas Cage just died!" The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding. "Good career move."
Q: Why did Nicolas Cage buy a BMW?
A: More head room. 🚗
Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer?
It has two bytes and no memory. 🖥
What did Mike Tyson say to his girlfriend?
Your EARresistable 👂
Q: Difference between Madonna and the Titanic?
A: More people have gone down on Madonna.
4. Get your daily dose of laughter and enjoy the lighter side of fame!
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