Random breakfast joke:
Muffins – for people who don’t have the guts to order cake for breakfast.
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2025-04-01.
Selected breakfast jokes:
What are two things you can't have for breakfast....?..lunch and dinner.
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris.
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day:
1) Breakfast
2) Breakfurious
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”