Random breakfast joke:
When I had mushrooms with with breakfast..it was a breakfast of champignons.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-09-03.
Selected breakfast jokes:
When my wife woke up this morning she asked me what I was doing on the laptop
I told her I was looking for cheap flights
She gave me a kiss and cooked bacon & eggs for breakfast
I thought that was unusual as she's never shown any interest in me playing darts before
I'm having frozen eggs for breakfast. They’re hard to beat.
I got up at 5am, ran 5 miles, and then ate a veggie smoothie for breakfast... I don't remember the rest of the nightmare.
Why do you get served only one egg for breakfast in France?
Because, in France, an egg is un oeuf.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”