Random breakfast joke:
I wanted to make a chicken omelette for breakfast, but I couldn’t remember which ingredient came first…
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-05-07.
Selected breakfast jokes:
My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning.
I was eating breakfast.
What are two things you can't have for breakfast....?..lunch and dinner.
It’s very expensive to eat 3 times a day. Wake up later, miss breakfast, and save money.
Donuts: An excuse to eat cake for breakfast.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”