Random breakfast joke:
I masturbated so good last night….when I woke up my clit was in the kitchen cookin breakfast.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-04-04.
Selected breakfast jokes:
If the beer has coffee in it, it's breakfast. That's science.
What do iPhones eat for breakfast?
Siri-al.
Welcome to parenthood, your kid will now sing songs like "poop there it is" while eating breakfast.
French people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”