Random breakfast joke:
girlfriend says- "if my left leg was breakfast & my right lunch, which would you prefer"
boyfriend replies "eating between meals".
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-04-12.
Selected breakfast jokes:
It’s very expensive to eat 3 times a day. Wake up later, miss breakfast, and save money.
I told my friend I’d buy him a full English breakfast as long as he kept his hands out of his trousers. He didn’t touch his sausage.
My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning.
I was eating breakfast.
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”