Random breakfast joke:
I wanted to make a chicken omelette for breakfast, but I couldn’t remember which ingredient came first…
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-04-28.
Selected breakfast jokes:
It’s very expensive to eat 3 times a day. Wake up later, miss breakfast, and save money.
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day:
1) Breakfast
2) Breakfurious
Capitalism has many problems but communism only has 3
- Breakfast
- Lunch
- Dinner
"I was in a play called breakfast in bed once". "Did you have a big role?" "No, just toast with a bit of butter".
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”