Random breakfast joke:
Welcome to parenthood, your kid will now sing songs like "poop there it is" while eating breakfast.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-01-07.
Selected breakfast jokes:
Why do you get served only one egg for breakfast in France?
Because, in France, an egg is un oeuf.
French people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast.
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day:
1) Breakfast
2) Breakfurious
What does a man with a 12 inch penis eat for breakfast?
This morning I had a boiled egg.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”