Random breakfast joke:
Went into the kitchen this morning, the wife was face-down and not breathing. I panicked and didn't know what to do...
Then I remembered that McDonald's do breakfast until 10.30!
Selected breakfast jokes:
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day:
1) Breakfast
2) Breakfurious
What does a man with a 12 inch penis eat for breakfast?
This morning I had a boiled egg.
Apparently, making someone breakfast in bed is only romantic when they know who you are.
Why do you get served only one egg for breakfast in France?
Because, in France, an egg is un oeuf.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”