Random breakfast joke:
Apparently, making someone breakfast in bed is only romantic when they know who you are.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-05-23.
Selected breakfast jokes:
Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?
Because un oeuf is un oeuf.
What does an electrician have for breakfast?
Ohm-lette.
During breakfast my wife told me that she's leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter.
I nearly choked on my #brown.
I stole breakfast from the bakery on the way to work yesterday.
It was a piece of cake.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”