Random breakfast joke:
If the beer has coffee in it, it's breakfast. That's science.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-05-04.
Selected breakfast jokes:
I wanted to make a chicken omelette for breakfast, but I couldn’t remember which ingredient came first…
Muffins – for people who don’t have the guts to order cake for breakfast.
I woke up this morning at 8 and could smell something was wrong. I got
downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not
breathing!.
I panicked. I didn’t know what to do…………………
Then I remembered
Wetherspoons serve breakfast until 11.30.
What are two things you can't have for breakfast....?..lunch and dinner.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”