Random breakfast joke:
If the beer has coffee in it, it's breakfast. That's science.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-09-17.
Selected breakfast jokes:
I stole breakfast from the bakery on the way to work yesterday.
It was a piece of cake.
Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?
Because un oeuf is un oeuf.
"There is no order in the world around us, we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos instead.”
- Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions
Mushrooms. The breakfast of champignons.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”