Random breakfast joke:
girlfriend says- "if my left leg was breakfast & my right lunch, which would you prefer"
boyfriend replies "eating between meals".
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-06-19.
Selected breakfast jokes:
What did the tightrope walker eat for breakfast?
A balanced meal!
Cost me a fortune yesterday... facebook was down and I had to ring 42 friends to tell them what I had for breakfast...
My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning.
I was eating breakfast.
I was having breakfast in a cafe this morning and two waitresses had a massive row over how long to leave a teabag in the cup and it got so bad it ended up in violence.
I asked the manager what had happened and he told me it had been brewing for ages.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”