Hilarious jokes about BREAKFAST that will make your day !

When I had mushrooms with with breakfast..it was a breakfast of champignons.

Muffins – for people who don’t have the guts to order cake for breakfast.

What do iPhones eat for breakfast?
Siri-al.

French people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast.

What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼

“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”