Random breakfast joke:
Apparently, making someone breakfast in bed is only romantic when they know who you are.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-05-14.
Selected breakfast jokes:
I wanted to make a chicken omelette for breakfast, but I couldn’t remember which ingredient came first…
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
I got up at 5am, ran 5 miles, and then ate a veggie smoothie for breakfast... I don't remember the rest of the nightmare.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”