Hilarious jokes about BREAKFAST that will make your day !

When I had mushrooms with with breakfast..it was a breakfast of champignons.

I told my friend I’d buy him a full English breakfast as long as he kept his hands out of his trousers. He didn’t touch his sausage.

Back in Soviet Russia, little Misha is being read to by his babysitter. She reads: 'In the USSR, kindegardens are filled with wonderful toys.'
Misha listens with bright eyes.
'In the USSR, every child has a brand new bicycle.'
Little Misha opens his eyes even wider.
'In the USSR, every child drinks hot cocoa for breakfast.'
Little Misha starts crying his eyes out, bawling:
'I want to go to the USSR!'

"There is no order in the world around us, we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos instead.”

- Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼

“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”