Hilarious jokes about BREAKFAST that will make your day !

Sleep is time machine to breakfast.

Donuts: An excuse to eat cake for breakfast.

I told my friend I’d buy him a full English breakfast as long as he kept his hands out of his trousers. He didn’t touch his sausage.

Up at 5am, 8km run completed, got home, prepared a vegetable smoothie for breakfast...
Don't remember the rest of the dream...

What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼

“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”