Random breakfast joke:
An Irish couple, an English couple and a Scottish couple are having breakfast together in a hotel..
The English husband says "could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" to his wife.
The Scot follows suit, says to his wife "could you pass me the honey, honey?"
The Irishman then turns to his wife and says "could you pass me the milk you fucking cow?"
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-02-20.
Selected breakfast jokes:
Cost me a fortune yesterday... facebook was down and I had to ring 42 friends to tell them what I had for breakfast...
I'm having frozen eggs for breakfast. They’re hard to beat.
What did the tightrope walker eat for breakfast?
A balanced meal!
My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning.
I was eating breakfast.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”