Random breakfast joke:
Back in Soviet Russia, little Misha is being read to by his babysitter. She reads: 'In the USSR, kindegardens are filled with wonderful toys.'
Misha listens with bright eyes.
'In the USSR, every child has a brand new bicycle.'
Little Misha opens his eyes even wider.
'In the USSR, every child drinks hot cocoa for breakfast.'
Little Misha starts crying his eyes out, bawling:
'I want to go to the USSR!'
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-10-22.
Selected breakfast jokes:
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
During breakfast my wife told me that she's leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter.
I nearly choked on my #brown.
I wanted to make a chicken omelette for breakfast, but I couldn’t remember which ingredient came first…
Donuts: An excuse to eat cake for breakfast.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”