Hilarious jokes about BREAKFAST that will make your day !

I masturbated so good last night that when i woke up my clit was in the kitchen cooking breakfast.

What does an electrician have for breakfast?

Ohm-lette.

Mushrooms. The breakfast of champignons.

French people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast.

What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼

“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”