Random breakfast joke:
Apparently, making someone breakfast in bed is only romantic when they know who you are.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-10-19.
Selected breakfast jokes:
Capitalism has many problems but communism only has 3
- Breakfast
- Lunch
- Dinner
"There is no order in the world around us, we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos instead.”
- Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions
I stole breakfast from the bakery on the way to work yesterday.
It was a piece of cake.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice crispies....
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”