Random breakfast joke:
What are two things you can't have for breakfast....?..lunch and dinner.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-03-15.
Selected breakfast jokes:
Capitalism has many problems but communism only has 3
- Breakfast
- Lunch
- Dinner
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
What are two things you can't have for breakfast....?..lunch and dinner.
Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?
Because un oeuf is un oeuf.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”