Random breakfast joke:
Cost me a fortune yesterday... facebook was down and I had to ring 42 friends to tell them what I had for breakfast...
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-09-18.
Selected breakfast jokes:
I'm having frozen eggs for breakfast. They’re hard to beat.
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day:
1) Breakfast
2) Breakfurious
What did the tightrope walker eat for breakfast?
A balanced meal!
What does a man with a 12 inch penis eat for breakfast?
This morning I had a boiled egg.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”