Hilarious jokes about BREAKFAST that will make your day !

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice crispies....

During breakfast my wife told me that she's leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter.

I nearly choked on my #brown.

"I was in a play called breakfast in bed once". "Did you have a big role?" "No, just toast with a bit of butter".

Just watched the director's cut of a Rowan Atkinson spy film whilst eating breakfast. It was the full English.

What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼

“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”