Random breakfast joke:
My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning.
I was eating breakfast.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-07-16.
Selected breakfast jokes:
Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast. Sam said to Harry, "Harry, why do you have a suppository in your ear?" Harry took the suppository out, looked it over and said, "Sam, I'm really glad you saw this thing, now I think I know where my hearing aid is."
What does a man with a 12 inch penis eat for breakfast?
This morning I had a boiled egg.
Mushrooms. The breakfast of champignons.
Donuts: An excuse to eat cake for breakfast.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”