Random breakfast joke:
Sleep is time machine to breakfast.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-10-16.
Selected breakfast jokes:
When my wife woke up this morning she asked me what I was doing on the laptop
I told her I was looking for cheap flights
She gave me a kiss and cooked bacon & eggs for breakfast
I thought that was unusual as she's never shown any interest in me playing darts before
It’s very expensive to eat 3 times a day. Wake up later, miss breakfast, and save money.
Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris.
Apparently, making someone breakfast in bed is only romantic when they know who you are.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”