Random breakfast joke:
"There is no order in the world around us, we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos instead.”
- Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-04-23.
Selected breakfast jokes:
What does a man with a 12 inch penis eat for breakfast?
This morning I had a boiled egg.
What does an electrician have for breakfast?
Ohm-lette.
Apparently, making someone breakfast in bed is only romantic when they know who you are.
Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?
Because un oeuf is un oeuf.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”