Random breakfast joke:
"I was in a play called breakfast in bed once". "Did you have a big role?" "No, just toast with a bit of butter".
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-08-22.
Selected breakfast jokes:
What does a man with a 12 inch penis eat for breakfast?
This morning I had a boiled egg.
Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?
Because un oeuf is un oeuf.
An Irish couple, an English couple and a Scottish couple are having breakfast together in a hotel..
The English husband says "could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" to his wife.
The Scot follows suit, says to his wife "could you pass me the honey, honey?"
The Irishman then turns to his wife and says "could you pass me the milk you fucking cow?"
I masturbated so good last night that when i woke up my clit was in the kitchen cooking breakfast.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”