Random breakfast joke:
Just watched the director's cut of a Rowan Atkinson spy film whilst eating breakfast. It was the full English.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-08-25.
Selected breakfast jokes:
What does an electrician have for breakfast?
Ohm-lette.
An Irish couple, an English couple and a Scottish couple are having breakfast together in a hotel..
The English husband says "could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" to his wife.
The Scot follows suit, says to his wife "could you pass me the honey, honey?"
The Irishman then turns to his wife and says "could you pass me the milk you fucking cow?"
Sleep is time machine to breakfast.
Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”