Random breakfast joke:
What are two things you can't have for breakfast....?..lunch and dinner.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-07-01.
Selected breakfast jokes:
What does an electrician have for breakfast?
Ohm-lette.
Donuts: An excuse to eat cake for breakfast.
What does a man with a 12 inch penis eat for breakfast?
This morning I had a boiled egg.
"There is no order in the world around us, we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos instead.”
- Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”