Random breakfast joke:
Went into the kitchen this morning, the wife was face-down and not breathing. I panicked and didn't know what to do. Then I remembered that McDonald's do breakfast until 11.00 am.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-04-08.
Selected breakfast jokes:
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris.
I masturbated so good last night that when i woke up my clit was in the kitchen cooking breakfast.
Mushrooms. The breakfast of champignons.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”