Random breakfast joke:
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice crispies....
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-07-07.
Selected breakfast jokes:
Sleep is time machine to breakfast.
What do iPhones eat for breakfast?
Siri-al.
During breakfast my wife told me that she's leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter.
I nearly choked on my #brown.
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”