Random breakfast joke:
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-09-24.
Selected breakfast jokes:
Welcome to parenthood, your kid will now sing songs like "poop there it is" while eating breakfast.
What does an electrician have for breakfast?
Ohm-lette.
What does a man with a 12 inch penis eat for breakfast?
This morning I had a boiled egg.
Why do you get served only one egg for breakfast in France?
Because, in France, an egg is un oeuf.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”