Random breakfast joke:
Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast. Sam said to Harry, "Harry, why do you have a suppository in your ear?" Harry took the suppository out, looked it over and said, "Sam, I'm really glad you saw this thing, now I think I know where my hearing aid is."
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-04-24.
Selected breakfast jokes:
Cost me a fortune yesterday... facebook was down and I had to ring 42 friends to tell them what I had for breakfast...
I stole breakfast from the bakery on the way to work yesterday.
It was a piece of cake.
Muffins – for people who don’t have the guts to order cake for breakfast.
"There is no order in the world around us, we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos instead.”
- Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”