Random breakfast joke:
Up at 5am, 8km run completed, got home, prepared a vegetable smoothie for breakfast...
Don't remember the rest of the dream...
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-08-01.
Selected breakfast jokes:
What are two things you can't have for breakfast....?..lunch and dinner.
During breakfast my wife told me that she's leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter.
I nearly choked on my #brown.
Apparently, making someone breakfast in bed is only romantic when they know who you are.
Just watched the director's cut of a Rowan Atkinson spy film whilst eating breakfast. It was the full English.
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”