Random breakfast joke:
"There is no order in the world around us, we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos instead.”
- Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-07-04.
Selected breakfast jokes:
If the beer has coffee in it, it's breakfast. That's science.
What did the tightrope walker eat for breakfast?
A balanced meal!
Capitalism has many problems but communism only has 3
- Breakfast
- Lunch
- Dinner
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day:
1) Breakfast
2) Breakfurious
More breakfast jokes...
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal. 🎨🖌🖼
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”