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Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

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Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground.


Confucius say, sex on beach like American beer - fucking near water.


Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.


Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.



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Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.


Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.


Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.




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