Confucius Joke of the Day:
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny.
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Selected Confucius jokes:
Confucius say, man who pull woman's bra strap, may get bust in face.
Confucius say...He who jumps out of airplane without parachute, is jumping to conclusion.
Confucius say, men may have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole, women have more.
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
More Confucius jokes...
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.