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Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.
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Selected Confucius jokes:
Confucius say, man who fuck in cemetery may end up fucking dead.
Confucius say, man who sit on tack, get point.
Confucius say, man with head on railroad track, listening for train to come, get splitting headache.
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab.
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Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.