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Selected Confucius jokes:
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit.
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long.
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny.
Confucius say, man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose.
More Confucius jokes...
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.