Confucius Say Jokes - Laugh Out Loud with Our Hilarious One-Liners!

Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better.

Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.

Confucius say, man who fuck in cemetery may end up fucking dead.

Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.

Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.

Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.