Confucius Say Jokes - Laugh Out Loud with Our Hilarious One-Liners!

Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

Confucius say, wash face in morning, neck at night.

Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit.

Confucius say, man trapped in pantry, have ass in jam.

Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.

Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.

Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.