Confucius Joke of the Day:
Confucius say, man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
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Selected Confucius jokes:
Confucius say, man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Confucius say, support bacteria - is only culture some people have.
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long.
Confucius say, man with head on railroad track, listening for train to come, get splitting headache.
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Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.