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Selected Confucius jokes:
Confucius say, man who put cock on stove, have hot rod.
Confucius say, man who sleep with old hen, find it better than pullet.
Confucius say, sex on beach like American beer - fucking near water.
Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.
More Confucius jokes...
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.