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Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.
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Selected Confucius jokes:
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit.
Confucius say, man who put face in punchbowl, get punch in nose.
Confucius say, man piss in wind, wind piss back.
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted.
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Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.