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Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.
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Selected Confucius jokes:
Confucius say, man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Confucius say, man with athletic finger, make broad jump.
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left.
More Confucius jokes...
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.