Confucius Joke of the Day:
Confucius say, woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock.
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Selected Confucius jokes:
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people.
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week.
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face.
More Confucius jokes...
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.