Confucius Joke of the Day:
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
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Selected Confucius jokes:
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts.
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Confucius say, man who put cock on stove, have hot rod.
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit.
More Confucius jokes...
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around.
Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush.
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.