Stayin' alive with Disco Jokes.
I'm not old, I'm just disco fabulous.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a disco ball, and that's kind of the same thing.
Life is short – dance like it's the '70s and disco never died.
Disco Jokes: Making you boogie with laughter.
If two online friends meet each other first time in real world in disco club...
... can we say that they disconnected?
Late last night I walked into a really dodgy looking Disco named Medusa's.
At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.
What substance do they make disco floors out of?
Getdowntonite.
When I was a kid my parents would warn me if I was naughty the boogie man would get me.
I was never scared though, I loved disco music.
The Italian government has cancelled the town of Ferno’s annual fiesta.
This year there’ll be no disco in ferno.
Get your disco ball rolling with Disco Jokes.
I hosted a silent disco party in my apartment.
I got a complaint from the mime next door.
Why did the police officer arrest the disco dancer?
Because he was killing the dance floor.
I went to a disco last night. They played The Twist, I did the Twist. They played Jump, I jumped. They played Come on Eileen...I got kicked out for that one.
What's the difference between someone out in the sun all day and a large-haired disco dancer with colorful perspiration?
One sweats profusely and the other fro-sweats pucely.
Went to a disco for the blind.
I danced like nobody was watching.
Disco Jokes: Where laughter is the ultimate disco fever.
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We’ll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
Went to a disco last night. They played the twist, I did the twist. They played jump, I jumped. They played Come on Eileen... got kicked out after that one.
I was doing karaoke the other night, and all the songs were old disco classics. At first I was afraid. I was petrified.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.