Funny Useful and Useless Advice for All Your Problems.

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"I was told that wearing a banana peel on my head would make me more creative. Let's just say I ended up slipping on my own success!"

- Lady Gaga

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Date people who want to suck your private parts, not your energy.

"Do anything, but let it produce joy."

- Walt Whitman

Get money first, fall in love later.

Don't let anyone ruin your day. It's your day, ruin it yourself!

Learn from weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

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For a peek-a-boo experience like no other, try a glory hole!

Top tip.

Give your kids packs of batteries for Christmas, with a note saying 'toys not included. '

Never kiss your mom on your dad’s birthday. Trust me on this one.

Do yourself a favor, get rich.

"When someone says you can’t do it, do it twice and take pictures."

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"Be so big that it’s cool to hate you."

Stop cheating on your future with your past. It's over.

Stay away from people who act like a victim in a problem they created.

Never try to catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the local birds have flown south for the winter.

Stop looking for happiness in the same place you lost it.

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Teach your daughter to shoot. Because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.

Christmas tip: wrap empty boxes & put them under the tree.
Every time your child acts up, throw one in the fireplace.

If your phone doesn’t ring when you’re struggling, remember to not pick up the calls when you’re winning.

Stop looking for happiness in the same place you lost it.

“Only associate with people where you don’t have to drink to be around them.”

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Be selfish with your time. A lot of people and actions don't deserve it.

You need to focus on just 3 Fs:

Freedom, Fitness, and Family.

Rest everything is a noise in your life.

Stop cheating on your future with your past. It's over.

If you want someone to think about you all day, wave at people you don’t know.

Find someone who understands your silence.

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Rule No. 1: Never stop questioning.
Rule No. 2: Never forget rule No. 1.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes.

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

When she says "correct me if I'm wrong".

Careful. When you say, “A penny for your thoughts” — you might get back change.

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Stop hating yourself for everything.
Be specific.

Monetization without creativity is a job.

Creativity without monetization is a hobby.

So…get creative, get monetized, and get paid.

Tips for giving head: just do it.

Google tip.
Always add the word 'recipe ' when googling 'Asian cream pie'.

Life advice: Make better decisions.

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Don't yell "shotgun" when boarding the plane.

Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.

When your wife starts a sentence with "when you get a chance" just go ahead and start puttin' your shoes on... She means now.
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Next time you’re in a fight with your wife,start undressing...She will instantly have a headache and fall asleep.

Dine her.
Wine her.
Eat her vaginer.

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