Funny proverbs and hilarious sayings !

A popular Norwegian adage says,"There’s no bad weather, just bad clothing choices."

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

It doesn’t matter how the cookie crumbles, as long as it tastes good.

No pain no gain, more pain still no gain.

Some are wise.

Some are otherwise.

When you get old in the hips, you got to be young in the lips.

Easier to Ask for Forgiveness than Permission.

Risk is better than regret.

Ejaculation a day will help keep prostate cancer at bay.

Until the lion learns how to write, every story will glorify the hunter.

- African Proverb

A tongue in the ass, keeps her ex in the past.

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

The bigger the fupa, the tastier the chalupa.

You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

" Some talk to you in their free time and some free their time to talk to you..."

No pain no gain, more pain still no gain.

A popular Norwegian adage says,"There’s no bad weather, just bad clothing choices."

Trouble is just fun you got caught having.

Spend long enough in a room full of shit and it won’t take long for you to ignore the smell.

When you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.

A liars worst enemy is someone with a good memory.

It doesn’t matter how the cookie crumbles, as long as it tastes good.

The less you care, the happier you are.

The bigger the bouquet the smaller the dick.

Unless you work at a carnival, life will never be fair.

Seven days without exercise is enough to make one weak.

Sharing is fun, unless its your own stuff.

Overthinking is my kink.

Ambiguity is the motherfucker of intention.

People get fake when shit gets real.

Visits always give pleasure – if not the arrival, the departure.
- Portuguese Proverb.

Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Actions speak louder with a spanish accent.

A nap a day keeps the responsibilities away.

There's always LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL. But if there isn't, it's not a tunnel !!!

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Home is where u can look ugly n enjoy it.

Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.

“A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.”
- English Proverb

You cannot eat a whole donut unless you also eat a donut hole.

It takes patience to listen.
It takes skill to pretend you’re listening.

Finding a life partner is like putting down linoleum: lay it right the first time and you can walk all over it the rest of your life.

Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance, you must keep moving

It is a wise man who lives with money in the bank, it is a fool who dies that way.
French Proverb.

Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.
Chinese Proverb.

Every fish that gets away appears great.
Turkish Proverb.

Never let your feet run faster than your shoes.
Scottish Proverb.

A lazy shepherd is the wolf's friend.
Welsh Proverb.

It's in old kettles that one makes the best soup.
French Proverb.

When two dogs fight over a bone, a third one carries it away.
Dutch Proverb.

If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.

There are no short cuts to any place worth going.