Random rhetorical question:

Do teeth taste like nothing or does your mouth just get used to the taste of your teeth ?

Rhetorical questions collection.

Selected rhetorical questions:

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

But what if bygones want to be something else?

How did the person who first invented the clock, know what time is was?

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Why is it considered harassment to talk about sex in the workplace but not to children at school?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Why is it that when "we need to talk", I only get to listen?

Bad decisions and good stories or good decisions and no stories?

If you have a heart attack and choose not to go the doctor, is that a grave decision?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Do song birds get mad at hummingbirds for not knowing the words?

When you get divorced, do you move your wedding ring to your middle finger?

Is it easier to weigh fish cause they come with ith their own scales?

Is the water closet a place to hang your swim suits?

If he is consistently inconsistent, is he consistent or inconsistent?

If the internet isn't a drug, why do they call us all users?

Would you call someone who raises moths a mother?

How many engineers ever worked on engines?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

What disease did the Cured Ham have?

If the planet is over 77% water, why did they name it Earth?

If something bad happens, and nobody's there to experience it, are we still supposed to feel bad?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?

Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?

Surely, not everyone was kung fu fighting?

Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

So do nudists look in their wardrobe and think to themselves...

`I've absolutely nothing to wear?'

If you dress like a cowboy...
are you ranch dressing?

What happens when the doctor's wife eats an apple a day?

When did the Seventh Commandment get changed from thou shalt not commit adultery to thou shalt not ADMIT adultery?

Does a blood bank’s waiting room have a plasma TV?

Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else?

Why do people come back from a baby changing station with the same baby?

When a lion escapes from a circus in Africa, how do they know when they've caught the right one? - George Carlin

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

Does anyone actually know where the middle of nowhere is?

Does wearing clothes make me materialistic?

Isn't it ironic that procrastination is something you can do immediately?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

I wonder if Nomads ever get angry?

I wonder what happens when the doctor's wife eats an apple a day ?

Shouldn't kids suffering from ADHD be sent to Concentration Camps?

Are you sure we're not allowed to hit stupid people ?

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

If your wife asks “Why are you like that?” It’s a compliment, right?

Just curious, can you buy a whole chess set at a pawn shop?

If vegetable’s are fertilised using animal manure, does that mean that no one is a real vegan ?

Is it really wise to invest with somebody called a "broker"?

How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

When can we start a support group for procrastinators?

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

If we're made in the image of a god, why aren't we invisible?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight ?

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

What if God came down one day and said "It's pronounced 'Jod' then left?

If GOD is everywhere, why do people look up to talk to Him?

Do they have a Chinatown…in China?

So does that mean that being part of the human race does not count as exercise?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Do sharks know they have bad-ass entrance music?

How did the person who first invented the clock, know what time is was?

Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?

Do teeth taste like nothing or does your mouth just get used to the taste of your teeth ?

Who is under the boogy man's bed?

Do gynaecologists have to take an entrance exam?

Why are there self-help "groups"? Isn't it supposed to be "SELF" help?

So when is this 'old enough to know better' suppose to kick in?

If you pay someone to kill you… is it murder or suicide ?

How much deeper would the oceans be if it wasn't for all the sponges ?

Do people who run know that we’re not food anymore ?

"If crimefighters fight crime and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?"
- George Carlin

If the orchestra went to a fancy restaurant without their maestro, would they know how to...
...conduct themselves?

Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

if it rains on a Sunday ,is it still a Sunday?

What if UFO’s are just billionaires from other planets?

Why is it when people ask you "What three things would you bring with you on a deserted island?", no one ever replies, "A BOAT..."?

What if Oxygen makes our voice really deep and Helium just brings it back to normal?

Why do they start the evening news with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't?

If love is blind, how can it be at first sight ?

Could you see yourself working in a mirror shop?

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