Unleash Your Intellectual Curiosity.
"Why do people even ask rhetorical questions? It's not like they want an actual answer... or do they?"
- Ryan Reynolds
In a world full of fake news and alternative facts, being rhetorical is the only way to make sure people believe what you're saying, it is like having a superpower, except instead of flying, you can make people think you're smart. In other words being rhetorical is like playing game of mental gymnastics, it's the secret to winning any argument. Well, that and a really loud voice. As wise people say, if life gives you lemons, be rhetorical and make a lemonade stand. Or something like that.
Unlock the Power of Rhetoric, Question Everything!
Why aren’t hamburgers made out of ham?
Where on the horse is the radish anyway?
Do oranges crave being juice or are they pressed into it?
Do they sell extra slutty olive oil ?
Why the guy that invented braille didn't just put the dots in the shape of the actual letters?
Doesn't the "B" in LGBT imply there are only 2 genders?
Do you ever wonder if aliens are just avoiding us because they saw our TikTok videos?
If life is a highway, then why am I stuck in traffic?
Why are you rolling your eyes — trying to find your brain?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Dive into the World of Rhetoric, Explore the Art of Unanswered Questions!
Can anybody tell me if
"The skulls of your enemies" are dishwasher safe?
Why does sexual reassignment surgery only have 2 gender options?
Why is it considered harassment to talk about sex in the workplace but not to children at school?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Why is it that when "we need to talk", I only get to listen?
Bad decisions and good stories or good decisions and no stories?
If you have a heart attack and choose not to go the doctor, is that a grave decision?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Do song birds get mad at hummingbirds for not knowing the words?
When you get divorced, do you move your wedding ring to your middle finger?
Rhetorical Questions: Igniting Curiosity, Inspiring Wonder!
Is it easier to weigh fish cause they come with ith their own scales?
Is the water closet a place to hang your swim suits?
If he is consistently inconsistent, is he consistent or inconsistent?
If the internet isn't a drug, why do they call us all users?
Would you call someone who raises moths a mother?
How many engineers ever worked on engines?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
What disease did the Cured Ham have?
If the planet is over 77% water, why did they name it Earth?
If something bad happens, and nobody's there to experience it, are we still supposed to feel bad?
Discover the Enigma of Rhetoric, Embrace the Unanswered!
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
Surely, not everyone was kung fu fighting?
Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
So do nudists look in their wardrobe and think to themselves...
`I've absolutely nothing to wear?'
If you dress like a cowboy...
are you ranch dressing?
What happens when the doctor's wife eats an apple a day?
When did the Seventh Commandment get changed from thou shalt not commit adultery to thou shalt not ADMIT adultery?
Does a blood bank’s waiting room have a plasma TV?
Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else?
Rhetorical Questions: Where Answers Are Optional, Imagination is Essential!
Why do people come back from a baby changing station with the same baby?
When a lion escapes from a circus in Africa, how do they know when they've caught the right one? - George Carlin
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
Does anyone actually know where the middle of nowhere is?
Does wearing clothes make me materialistic?
Isn't it ironic that procrastination is something you can do immediately?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
I wonder if Nomads ever get angry?
I wonder what happens when the doctor's wife eats an apple a day ?
Shouldn't kids suffering from ADHD be sent to Concentration Camps?
Challenge Your Mind, Embrace the Mystery of Rhetorical Questions!
Are you sure we're not allowed to hit stupid people ?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
If your wife asks “Why are you like that?” It’s a compliment, right?
Just curious, can you buy a whole chess set at a pawn shop?
If vegetable’s are fertilised using animal manure, does that mean that no one is a real vegan ?
Is it really wise to invest with somebody called a "broker"?
How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
When can we start a support group for procrastinators?
Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
Unleash Your Inner Thinker, Dive into the Realm of Rhetoric!
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
If we're made in the image of a god, why aren't we invisible?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight ?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
What if God came down one day and said "It's pronounced 'Jod' then left?
If GOD is everywhere, why do people look up to talk to Him?
Do they have a Chinatown…in China?
So does that mean that being part of the human race does not count as exercise?
Rhetorical Questions: A Playground for Inquisitive Minds!
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Do sharks know they have bad-ass entrance music?
How did the person who first invented the clock, know what time is was?
Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?
Do teeth taste like nothing or does your mouth just get used to the taste of your teeth ?
Who is under the boogy man's bed?
Do gynaecologists have to take an entrance exam?
Why are there self-help "groups"? Isn't it supposed to be "SELF" help?
So when is this 'old enough to know better' suppose to kick in?
If you pay someone to kill you… is it murder or suicide ?