Random stupid question:

If cinderella's shoe was such a perfect fit, why did it fall off ?

Stupid questions collection.

Selected stupid questions:

If I go to sleep at 5 in the morning, does it mean early or late ?

Why does McDonalds call it a drive thru when you have to drive AROUND the building?

When the tires spin, does the air inside spin too?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did people go back to?

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Did you hear about the strike at the bowling pin factory?

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about...?

Why do you think John Lennon's Mum named him after an airport?

If you just show up to a delivery room in scrubs and carry a video camera you can usually film like 7 or 8 births before they throw you out.

If we have Singapore, shouldn't we have Speakapore too???

Did you hear about the chap who took hay to bed to feed his nightmares?

Do you think flies call us walks?

If bowlers are to successfully go on strike will they still have to play?

Do song birds get mad at hummingbirds for not knowing the words?

Do cold callers get fired or do they just chill?

If men jerk-off then do women jerk-in?

Why do foxes need their own news channel?

How do these mall maps know i'm here?

Why does McDonalds call it a drive thru when you have to drive AROUND the building?

If you sent a werewolf to the moon would they just be a werewolf forever?

Why is a group of Kangaroos called a mob and not a Gangaroos?

Why do blurry people always ask me if I’m drunk?

Why do guys have to put the toilet seat down, but girls don't have to put it up?

Can the Bible also be called...


I found an old VHS tape but don’t have the player to watch it.
Does anyone know if the film “Cleaning Cassette” is streaming online?

If you pull out the pin from a grenade, can you put it back in?

Needing a quick answer on this one.

If a drug causes diarrhea, isn't that a rear effect, not a side effect?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why when someone sees a dog their first instinct is to ask it what its doing?

If you are swayed by the power of suede have you been persueded?

Do gun manuals have a trouble-shooting section?

What Is The Number Just Before Infinity?

Do train drivers ever get qualified or are they always training?

Are ants that help other ants called assist ants?

What if our phobias are based on how we died in a past life?

If I'm supposed to be the Best Man, why did she marry someone else?

Do new acupuncturists get on-the-jab training?

Can vampires drink a priest's blood?

Why are flies called flies, if fish aren't called swims?

When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer.
Or so I've been told.
Twice now.

If people living in New York are called New yorkers...Are people living in Hamburg called hamburgers?

How do dragons blow out their birthday candles?

Does a medical practitioner specialising in the health care of hippopotamuses take a hippo cratic oath?

When the tires spin, does the air inside spin too?

I wonder why experts stopped being perts!?

What if rocks are soft until we touch them?

If moths like the light so much, why don’t they come out during the day?

If Cinderella's slipper fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

What happens when an Unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?

If you're not supposed to drink and drive, why do pubs have car parks??

Do Crabs think Fish are flying?

If you have vertigo and lie down, does it become horizontigo?

If your nose runs,
And your feet smell,
...Are you built upside-down?

Do infants enjoy the infantry as much as adults do adultery?

Why does a relief map not show where the toilets are??

Why isn't it called teethpaste?

Are hyenas much taller than ordinary enas ?.....

Does a railway worker have to be trained?

Shouldn't Henry Ford have written an auto-biography?

If a methodist marries a spiritualist, would their kids be methylated spirits?

Why do we call gas "gas" when it's a liquid?

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

I don't know who this Rorschach man is, but I wish he would stop drawing pictures of my parents fighting.

Why is it that people with rubbish cameras and shakey hands, are the only people to see UFO's ?

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

What did bacon suffer from before it was cured ?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why isn’t a vet called a Dogtor?

Where are the inskirts of town?

If a dentist marries a carpenter, will they fight tooth and nail ??

How old were you when you realised you were old?

If you multiply a clock by another clock..
Do you get Times Square?

Do firecrackers actually crack?

Is it called hatred if you hate red?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea. . Does that mean that one enjoys it?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Isn’t it ironic that the word NOEL can’t be spelled without an “L”?

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?

Do they have a troubleshooting section in gun magazines?

Why don't chicken breast have nipples?

Do heavy metal bands have a lead singer?

If you die high, do you just stay high as a ghost forever?

Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons? 🤔

Shouldn't Elevators be called something else, on the way down?

Anybody else on here having problems receiving payments from retired Nigerian millionaires ?

Why do they call them "Apartments" when they're so close together?

Is Arsecheeks one word or do I need to separate them?

Does anyone know if there’s anything I can take for kleptomania ?

If I go to sleep at 5 in the morning, does it mean early or late ?

Don't u hate it when u offer food and the other person says yes ?

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