Stupid, silly and dumb questions !

Random stupid question:

When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer.
Or so I've been told.
Twice now.

Stupid questions collection.

Selected stupid questions:

I’d like to learn how to water ski this summer. Does anyone know where I can find a lake with a slope on it?

Why Do You Never See Baby Pigeons?

Why is it that people with rubbish cameras and shakey hands, are the only people to see UFO's ?

Why don't you delete that song you always skip?

More stupid questions...

If you die high, do you just stay high as a ghost forever?

Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons? 🤔

Shouldn't Elevators be called something else, on the way down?

Anybody else on here having problems receiving payments from retired Nigerian millionaires ?

Why do they call them "Apartments" when they're so close together?

Is Arsecheeks one word or do I need to separate them?

Does anyone know if there’s anything I can take for kleptomania ?

If I go to sleep at 5 in the morning, does it mean early or late ?

Don't u hate it when u offer food and the other person says yes ?

Did you know that if you took the Eiffel Tower apart and laid each piece end to end you could go to jail for a very long time?

Why is there only dad jokes but not mom jokes ?

Did Counting Crows ever give us a total number of crows ?

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?

What's the right age to stop running naked from the bedroom to the bathroom?

If satan punishes bad people does that mean he is good ?

If a door can be ajar, can a jar be a door?

Does a one-legged man wear a trouser?

Why is it when someone goes into a baby changing room with a baby they always come out with the same one ?

If vegetarians eat vegetables,what then do humanitarians eat??

Why isn't sean pronounced like bean?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did people go back to?

If you have sex on Halloween will it be a monster mash or a graveyard smash?

If the earth is flat, why haven't cats pushed everything off the edge?

Does anybody know how long toilet paper lasts if you freeze it??

If I have to have my cat put down, do I need to book 9 appointments at the vets?

What if they had an orgasm party and nobody came?

Do fat people go skinny dipping ?

I stepped on a Cornflake... ... ...
Does that mean i'm a cereal killer?

Do fires go out through fire exits?

Does the website of Diabetes Support Groups ask for cookies?

Is there another word for synonym ?

How you will face your problem....
If your problem is your face ?

Does eating pussy on taco Tuesdays count as eating tacos?

If you're an atheist, what do you even scream out in bed ?

If god doesn't exist,how did Jesus walk on water?

What's the opposite of opposite?

Did you know the word Boob shows a top view, front view and a profile view of Boobs ?

Does anyone know if the Arachnophobia Helpline has a website ?

I wonder if Kevin Bacon movies are banned in Muslim countries?

Tomato is a fruit, right? Does that make ketchup a smoothie?

Why don't you delete that song you always skip?

Are female mannequins called womanequins ?

If a man with red hair owns a bakery, does that make him a gingerbread man?

If HIV is a sexually transmitted virus , how did the 1st person get it?

I wonder “why we spend so much money on clothes to impress someone we wanna be naked with?”

Surely not everybody was Kung Fu fighting ?

What if sleep is our natural state and we get up every morning to gather information for dreams ?

When butterflies fall in love do they feel people in their stomach?

Can someone tell me why so many ancient battles were fought on tourist sites?

Where do mermaids get there bras from ?

I just bought an answering machine!

What should I ask it?

If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in church?

If it’s true that stress can cause weight loss, then why the hell am I not invisible?

How did the people who created the first clock know what the time was?🤔

Did you know if taller people sleep longer in bed?

If you put a compass in space , witch way it will point ?

If U Work Overtime At McDonalds, Are U Working A McDouble?!

Do stupid ppl know they are stupid? Or are they to stupid to know that too?

If the good Lord had intended for us to live in a permissive society, wouldn't the Ten Commandments have been called the Ten Suggestions?

What were house flys called before houses??

How do you handcuff someone who only has one arm?

how does Edward Scissorhands pee?

Do you ever go out and while you’re out,
you think, “this is exactly why I don’t go out “?

If the Starship Enterprise boldly goes where no one has gone before ....
How come they always meet somebody?

If I park outside my local electrical store, will I get charged ?

If cinderella's shoe was such a perfect fit, why did it fall off ?

Is your mind as dirty as your keyboard ?

Why aren’t hemorrhoids called ASSteroids ?

If a woman cockblocks another woman.. Is it called a beaver dam or a taco blocko?

Has anyone actually found those hot singles in their area ?

When selling used shoes, are they considered 2nd hand or 2nd foot ?

If a Karen were to ask for the manager, and the manager also happens to be a Karen, who would win?

What will Mildew when she finds out Mold is a fungi ?

How old where you when you found out the “y” in “your girl” is silent?

Why is Miss Universe always from Earth ?

Why do people say, "oh boy" instead of, "oh girl"?

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

Why is it "Ok" to pee in the pool, but not INTO the pool ??

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