Boozy Banter: Unleash the Laughter with Alcohol Jokes & Puns.

Updated: 2024-05-04.

Pouring laughter into every glass!


"Alcohol: The cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
- Homer Simpson

Welcome to the ultimate hub of hilarity, where we raise a glass to the lighter side of libations! Get ready to uncork a barrel of laughs with our collection of side-splitting alcohol jokes that'll have you and your friends in high spirits. Whether you're a wine connoisseur, a beer enthusiast, or a cocktail aficionado, our carefully crafted puns and witty one-liners are sure to leave you tipsy with laughter. So, grab your favorite drink, sit back, and let the good times flow as we serve up a round of the finest humor on the rocks!
Cheers!

Alcohol jokes collection.



Alcohol Jokes: Where sober jokes go to drown.


Q: What happens when a ghost drinks boos?
A: They get sheet-faced.


Q: How can you find the guy who drank a case of Coors Light?
A: He's the one dancing like an asshole!


Q: Why did Mexicans create tequila?
A: So ugly people would have a chance at having sex!


Don't want your friends to come over and drink all your beer during the quarantine?
Just tell them you have a case of Corona.


Q: You know what's fun about being sober?
A: Nothing.


Q. Why did God invent Jameson whiskey?
A. So the Irish would never rule the world!


Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A: A Budweiser in each hand!


I’ve joined Alcoholics Anonymous.
Still drinking but under a different name.



Serving up shots of humor, one punchline at a time.


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Alcohol Jokes: Intoxicating humor for the lighthearted.


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Cheers to the funniest alcohol-infused jokes!


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Alcohol Jokes: Quench your thirst for laughs with our spirited humor.


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Alcohol Jokes: The only place where hangovers are made of laughter.


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Drink up the laughter, no bartender required.


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Where the punchline hits harder than a double shot.


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Are you hungry for some laughs? Thirsty for some humor? Well, grab a seat at our table and get ready to feast on some delicious food and drink jokes! From cheesy puns to saucy one-liners, we've got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you'll forget you're on a diet.