Tune in and enjoy the fun!
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff."
- Frank Vincent Zappa.
So grab your headphones, turn up the volume, and prepare to embark on a laughter-filled journey.
I was recently accused of posting a long series of messages about I'm Too Sexy, Deeply Dippy and other songs, but I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.
John Lennon and Gary Barlow, are forming a group, but they can't think of a name.
Imagine that.
Just watched an old video clip of Bob Marley playing tennis. The score was one love.
Just because I loved you at one point, doesn't mean I'll will always love you.
I'm not Whitney Houston.
I just saw two really large spiders dancing to some 1980s music.
I think they were Duran Durantulas.
Madonna is tryin to get Spice Girls back together.
Only condition is she gets to join them. They gonna call her Old Spice.
Why can't Madonna walk through walls?
Because we're living in a material world and she's a material girl.
The Bangles are getting their own cooking show. Wok Like an Egyptian.
How do you make a recipe pop with ginger?
Play "Spice Girls" songs while you cook.
Which pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died… His version was to be called “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down on Me”
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?
Neither has he.
Let the rhythm of laughter guide you as we dive into this symphony of humor!
Who is Thor’s favorite singer?
MC Hammer.
Who is a Penguin´s favourite pop star?
Seal.
What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
Justin BEAVER!
I'm starting a one-man band. Email me if you're interested.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!
How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
Raw raw raw!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
Where does Kylie get her kebabs? From Jason’s Donner van.
What does Bob say to his friends? “I hope you like jammin’ too”….
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? Wi Jammin’…
Great new band called the Blank Cheques. They’re still unsigned.
I was doing karaoke the other night, and all the songs were old disco classics. At first I was afraid. I was petrified.
Bought a Bonnie Tyler sat nav. Still can’t find my way out of Paris.
I also bought a Bonnie Tyler car. Every now and then it falls apart.
If I was on a desert island, the record that I would most like to have is for long distance swimming.
A friend was in a band called the Powdered Potatoes. They had a smash hit.
Laugh your way into the catchy beats of pop music jokes!
“I’m Not So Excited” – the Disappointer Sisters.
Walked into a music shop and the manager said, “Good morning”. I said “You too”. He said, “Second aisle on the left”.
My local dress alteration company is really fast. Tailor swift.
What do you call a computer loaded with pop music?
A Dell.
Do you like pop music, like Imagine Dragons?
Well imagine dragon these nuts across your chin.
Not only is Pop music disgusting by the chorus, but also per verse.
Get ready to groove and giggle with our pop music joke extravaganza!
This post is on a laughter break. Stay tuned for some hilariously creative content!