Hilarious jokes about LAUNDRY that will make your day !

My wife left me a note before leaving for work which read..

"Put washing on - do 2 hour cycle"

It took me 4 hours to buy a bike and ride home so didn't have time for the laundry.

Married sex is like laundry and I’m not doing either this week.

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes : "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from HIM: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"

My pandemic laundry is 75% pajamas and 25% running clothes that I wear as pajamas.

I just saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which can only mean on thing... It’s laundry day.

I just saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which can only mean on thing... It’s laundry day.

I forgot to take the laundry out of the washer. They dried of natural causes.

Why is Billy Joel’s laundry still wet? He Didn’t Start The Dryer.

I want 50/50 relationship,
She cook: I eat
She do laundry: I wear
I do shopping: She pay the bill.

My wife told me that after this next load she is never doing laundry again.

She threw in the towel.

What did the Viking say when hanging out his laundry?
"Today is a good day to dry."

There was a robbery at my local laundry. A couple of pegs held up a shirt.

My wife got upset when I told her to do laundry with lavender scented detergent her reaction proves that lavender doesn’t have any calming effect.

Save time on laundry by spending all your time naked.

I'm trying to decide... laundry today or naked tomorrow?

I just saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which can only mean onе thing... It’s laundry day.

Married sex is like laundry and I’m not doing either this week.

My pandemic laundry is 75% pajamas and 25% running clothes that I wear as pajamas.

My wife left me a note before leaving for work which read..

"Put washing on - do 2 hour cycle"

It took me 4 hours to buy a bike and ride home so didn't have time for the laundry.

WHAT'S MARRIAGE MADE OF? For men It's 3% compromise, 3% love and 94% accepting that you've lost an argument and have to fold the laundry or dry the dishes in silence.

I always sleep in my clothes.
Every night my wife says "Get out of the laundry basket!"

I cant be bothered to do much laundry so i'm just gonna throw in the towel.

I just tripped while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
I wish I had it on video so you could watch it all unfold.

Your laundry is never 100% done unless you wash your clothes naked.

Don't ever give up!...
Unless it's laundry day...
Then you can throw in the towel...

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes : "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from HIM: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"

Q: "What kind of wine goes best with laundry?"
A: "A dryer wine goes well..."