Hilarious jokes about PIZZA that will make your day !

How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

Only two years ago, my wife’s gynecologist delivered pizza.
Still to this day, they both think it’s a bad name.

Is eating a pizza considered a square meal?

NEVER trust anyone who doesn’t buy pizza and beer after helping them move.

Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?

Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.

What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.