Random pizza joke:
Only two years ago, my wife’s gynecologist delivered pizza.
Still to this day, they both think it’s a bad name.
Selected pizza jokes:
If pizza could talk, what would it say?
Probably lots of cheesy things.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
Sometimes I worry that eating pizza isn't a real sport.
I hate when I’m trying to eat a salad and it accidentally falls in the trash and then I have to eat pizza instead.
More pizza jokes...
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.