Hilarious jokes about PIZZA that will make your day !

For the life of me, I can’t understand why small and medium pizzas exist.

NEVER trust anyone who doesn’t buy pizza and beer after helping them move.

Six short years ago my wife’s doctor was delivering pizza and monkeybread. People still say those are bad names for our twins.

The difference between a stupid person and a pizza
One is easy to cheat, the other is cheesy to eat.

Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?

Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.

What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.