Random pizza joke:
Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death?
As he was finishing eating, she asked "Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?"
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-09-14.
Selected pizza jokes:
Only two years ago, my wife’s gynecologist delivered pizza.
Still to this day, they both think it’s a bad name.
My kids were fighting over which one of them gets to eat the last slice of pizza.
I ran over, knocked them both aside and devoured it myself.
Felt it was my duty to keep the piece.
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
Ive just had a " Pelican pizza " at the local dominos restaurant, it was really tasty, but the fuckin Bill was enormous !!!!
More pizza jokes...
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.