Random pizza joke:
There’s a type of person who will take only one slice of pizza in case there isn’t enough for everyone, and a type who will take three slices for the same reason.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-09-13.
Selected pizza jokes:
I had an idea for a pizza delivery drone, but was told the idea was a pie in the sky.
What job was the lobster hired for at Pizza Hut?
The crust station.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.
Are you Italian because I want a pizza that ass ?
- Italian pick up line.
More pizza jokes...
I've decided I cannot blame Pizza Hut for my weight gain. If I'm being honest, it was more of a Domino effect.
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.