Random pizza joke:
What job was the lobster hired for at Pizza Hut?
The crust station.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-11-18.
Selected pizza jokes:
Six short years ago my wife’s doctor was delivering pizza and monkeybread. People still say those are bad names for our twins.
What's the difference between a millennial and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Ive just had a " Pelican pizza " at the local dominos restaurant, it was really tasty, but the fuckin Bill was enormous !!!!
Square box. Round pizza. Triangle slices.
More pizza jokes...
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.