Random pizza joke:
Sleep feels the way pizza tastes.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-12-20.
Selected pizza jokes:
I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD
It cuts like a knife.
There’s a type of person who will take only one slice of pizza in case there isn’t enough for everyone, and a type who will take three slices for the same reason.
I work at a pizza shop, its my only sauce of income.
What type of person doesn’t love pizza?
A weirdough.
More pizza jokes...
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.