Random pizza joke:
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste!
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2025-05-08.
Selected pizza jokes:
What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order?
2 Plains.
When my wife goes into labor, should I just call Domino’s Pizza since they deliver?
What type of person doesn’t love pizza?
A weirdough.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
More pizza jokes...
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.