Random pizza joke:
The difference between a stupid person and a pizza
One is easy to cheat, the other is cheesy to eat.
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2026-02-18.
Selected pizza jokes:
What does a pizza guy use to cut his hair?
Little Caesars!
Only two years ago, my wife’s gynecologist delivered pizza.
Still to this day, they both think it’s a bad name.
I called a local pizza place the other night and said, “Do you do takeaways?” They said “Yes”, so I said “what’s 23452 minus 345?”
Square box. Round pizza. Triangle slices.
More pizza jokes...
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.