Random pizza joke:
Apparently 50% of people prefer pizza to sex. What is wrong with people? Have they never had pizza?
Weird never felt so funny. - Updated: 2025-11-04.
Selected pizza jokes:
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
What's the difference between a millennial and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
I made a pizza with liver. Nobody liked it...
So I had to deliver it.
The difference between a stupid person and a pizza
One is easy to cheat, the other is cheesy to eat.
More pizza jokes...
Why are Pizzas made round, cut into triangles then put into a square box?
Q: What do a pizza delivery driver & a Gynecologist have in common?
A:They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family.