Random success quote/joke:
Wanna know the secret of success?
Two simple rules:
1. Never tell them everything you know.
Selected success quotes/jokes:
When my Dad was unemployed he used to hide money in the bushes in our garden...
He went on to become a successful hedge fund manager.
Pike Law of Punditry: The successful pundit is provided more opportunities to say things than he has things worth saying.
Jay's Laws of Leadership:
Changing things is central to leadership, and changing them before anyone else is creativity.
To build something that endures, it is of the greatest important to have a long tenure in office -- to rule for many years. You can achieve a quick success in a year or two, but nearly all of the great tycoons have continued their building much longer.
(Tony) Brown's Law of Business Success: Our customer's paperwork is profit. Our own paperwork is loss.
More success quotes/jokes...
There are many stories related to the sinking of the "Titanic". Some have just come to light due to the success of the recent movie. For example, most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. The "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today.
It is known, of course, as: Sinko de Mayo!
Will glass coffins be a success?
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Remains to be seen.