Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, and a dash of irony.
I code, therefore I am... confused most of the time.
I'm a programmer, which means I solve problems you didn't know you had in ways you can't understand.
The irony of a perfect code is that no one believes it exists.
Unveiling Truths, Nurturing Minds, Inspiring Wisdom.
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2024-09-07.
1. From bugs to puns: Wise Programmer's ironic take on the coding universe.
Treat your code like poetry and take it to the edge of the bare minimum.
-- Ilyo
There's nothing more permanent than a temporary hack.
-- Kyle Simpson
The older I get, the more I believe that the only way to become a better programmer is by not programming.
-- Jeff Atwood
All programming languages are shit. But the good ones fertilize your mind.
-- Reg Braithwaite
Programmers have to fight against the two most destructive forces in the universe: entropy and stupidity.
-- Damian Conway
2. Binary irony: we speaks the language of sarcastic code.
In carpentry you measure twice and cut once. In software development you never measure and make cuts until you run out of time.
-- Adam Morse
Well-designed components are easy to replace. Eventually, they will be replaced by ones that are not so easy to replace.
-- Sustrik's Law
An organisation that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only.
-- Bjarne Stroustrup
All code is technical debt; some code just has a higher interest rate.
-- Paul McMahon
3. Sarcasm: The only language all programmers speak fluently.
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