Dive into the world of hip-hop humor.
"Hip hop is the voice of the streets, as long as those streets are lined with gold and designer clothes."
- Jay-Z
Weird never felt so funny.
- Updated:
2024-11-22.
1. Enjoy the funniest jokes from the world of hip-hop.
How many rappers would it take to change a lightbulb?
None because they were all too lil to reach it.
What do they call it when a psychiatrist and a rapper get together for a talk?
Shrink wrap!
Why did the rapper never go into the steakhouse?
Because he had beef with the manager.
What do you call a rapper whose half black and half white?
50 percent.
Who is Han Solo's favorite rapper?
Tupacca.
Why didn't the fisherman make it as a rapper?
His lines were okay, but his hooks were debaitable.
What do Soundcloud rappers fuel their cars with?
Gaso-lean.
What do they the call rapper 50 Cent in Venezuela?
479 Billion Bolivars.
Why are rappers so afraid of algebra?
Cause X gonna give it to ya.
What's the difference between a female American rapper and a South American woman who makes funny noises on bed?
One is Queen Latifah the other is Queef Latina.
If Hitler was a rapper, he would make the best diss tracks.
He was good at roasting people.
Spanish speaking rappers are so vain.
They always talk about themselves: yo yo yo.
What do you call a rapper with flatulence?
50 scents.
I met this drunk guy at a bar who kept telling everyone he’s a famous rapper.
I think he’s ludacris.
Did you hear about the rapper that had an asphalt fetish?
He came from the streets.
2. Rappers Jokes: Groove to the Rhythm of Hilarious Humor.
Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled during her period?
They say she has a mean flow.
Mumble rappers and Japanese Anime are the same.
both require subtitles.
What is Albert Einstein's rapper name?
MC Squared.
Name a rapper with small abdominal muscles.
2Pac.
What do you call a good smelling rapper?
Post Cologne.
What is a millennial rapper’s favorite Transformer?
Mumblebee.
What do you call a Soviet mumble rapper?
Stalean.
After contracting Covid-19 Famous Rapper DMX has promised to infect every human on earth with the virus.
This is apart of his earlier promise that "X gonna give it to ya".
What do Alexander the Great, Winnie the Pooh and Chance the Rapper gave in common?
The same middle name.
Where do rappers go to get pets?
Tha Dogg Pound.
Post on post-Post Malone's career and goals was postponed from posting by postal service.
My friend makes paintings of Eminem combined with other famous rappers.
He's a mixed Marshall artist.
What does a mumble rapper and a politician have in common?
Both of their careers depend on incomprehensible bullshit.
My friend was a pusher who aspired to become a famous rapper.
Before he went famous, he just had to drop the P.
What do you call the greatest sea flower rapper of all time?
An Eminem Anemone.
3. Get your funny bone ready for a rap-filled laughter extravaganza!
My rapper name would be Medium Rare.
Cus it’s kinda raw.
Who's the rapper that fat people hate the most?
Cardi-O B.
I told my wife that Will Smith is the best rapper of all time.
She said that’s Ludacris.
Are there any medium rappers?
They're always Big or Lil.
What do you call a fish rapper?
Swim Shady.
I was approved to borrow money, but then the bank found out I want to be a rapper with face tattoos
Now they won't post m'loan.
A mumble rapper gets out of prison.
Everyone starts praising them for finally finishing a sentence.
Why are there so many rappers still in jail?
Because they don't know how to end a sentence.
What do rappers and vegans have in common?
Fake beef.
I really love the rapper 50 cent.
Or as what we here in Zimbabwe call him.
4.563 billion dollars.
4. Hip hop: where rhymes are tight and pants are saggy.
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